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[🅱️eaman @the_beaman]

Waiting for a call back from an interviewer on #FridayThe13th 😬

[Zack @Asmongold]

Hey, @elonmusk I was thinking that everyone nowadays is concerned with going to Mars but nobody has thought about going to the sun.

If you plan it on time, you can go there at night so it's not as hot and explore the surface

[amir @blumenfeld]

Guy running by, stops dead in his tracks and looks back at me: Are you Jake from CollegeHumor?

Me: No.

Guy: Oh, weird. You look just like him.

Me: Thanks! Dude’s hot.

Guy: Haha, not really.

[🅱️eaman @the_beaman]

@Riftyish Just opened this while waiting for a job interview thanks Rifty

[🅱️eaman @the_beaman]

@suttonroe I’m excited for you man, that’s awesome

[Jacob Robinson @Jrob_822]

I wish Drake would write a song about not driving under 80 in the left lane so you all would feel that.

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for the chance to win an #SDCC 2018 exclusive Organization 13 Mickey Pop! #FunkoSDCC

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

This video of 4th of July fireworks all over Los Angeles is absolute insanity and amazing to look at.

[🅱️eaman @the_beaman]

THIS AINT A DRILL https://t.co/QwdwgbDH5d

[𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐀𝐍 @beingasanocean]

major US tour announcing soon whoops did I say that

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

So Canada gets an entire day? What about Narnia or Middle-Earth or Westeros or other made up places #CanadaDay

[🅱️eaman @the_beaman]

Little sister just informed me that there is no dabbing in church

[Merri 🐍 @Very_Merri]

I want a pair of bread shaped slippers so I can call them my loafers

[7DaystoEscape @7DaystoEscape]

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[🅱️eaman @the_beaman]

I love the internet https://t.co/ELP2AL8MKu

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Haven't been to a Toys R Us in a while, wonder how they're doing

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

Twitter after a Drake album is just horrible. People either dick riding the most basic lines or they’re letting you know how cool they are for not listening to it.