👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated

A lover of science, music, coffee, reading, wine, podcasts, and Oxford commas.

I just come here to spill when my brain is full.

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

Forever broken hearted. https://t.co/xVxsaV74tA

[LINKIN PARK @linkinpark]

https://t.co/CkwWKW25et

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

The shoulder shimmy. This is this most precious video 🖤

[Michael&Megan’sSunflower🌻 @Micha3landM3gan]

Michael you will always be the best frr❤️

[Ashley Bank$ @lolaalibra]

USD to CAD still makes me vomit 🤢

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

the way this album is a piece of my soul ✨

[T @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

22 years ago, stripped was released. heres how we got to stripped.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I. Am. Screaming 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[Longtime Black Man Here @groove_sdc]

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

Welcome to our first annual Boo Boo the Fool Cooning Ain’t Cool Awards!

That’s right!

We have many candidates up for awards and we want to recognize them all!

You’ve worked so hard to sell out and we want people to know hard work pays off!

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

Upset that I've gone this far in life without knowing this exists, but I'm on a course correction. Thank you

[momoboyd @momoboydmusic]

and when they said it’s giving ABBA reincarnate….they might’ve been right idk!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

The sunglasses?! She knows she's that girl ✨😎✨

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

This just lowered my blood pressure https://t.co/W0RSWPMgKl

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

ub sssssessed

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

I kinda love this…Halloween Edition

[Johnetta Elzie @Nettaaaaaaaa]

People who paid $20 to go to school did a lot of yapping about paying loans back

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

I can't want better for you than you want for yourself.

[𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 @arxhiiie]

his pr and legal teams honestly did a great job at getting u all to focus on this tiny, ridiculous fact as a way of trivialising the entire case lol. the way these ppl can rely on the idiocy of the general public to get away with crimes 😭😭😭

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

@TheWapplehouse Tchotchke

[eilidh 💌 in loveland! @KTMCOVEN]

kaia gerber and ayo edebiri’s ridiculous instagram interactions (them being the funniest people ever)

an ongoing thread 💫

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Today of all days we need to internalize this

[George Stroumboulopoulos 🐺 @strombo]

Those who actively work to remove public spaces are the villains of a city.
Make no mistake—they work on behalf of the few and abandon the people.

[skinny legend? @wale__awe]

What do you mean Stevan and Alara didn’t win the show?
Producers when I catch you!!! #perfectmatch

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

Jermaine really knew then what we all know now.

[Rod @rodimusprime]

J Cole right now.

[👑 don't do laundry whilst intoxicated @the_camvic]

I'm supposed to be sleeping, instead I'm getting attacked on this damn app 😩. When I find a therapist, I'm just gonna show this to them

[déesse @ntomb_enhl3]

1. i’m a certified liar
2. i don’t know how to express my feelings
3. i h8 asking for help
4. i don’t know how to check up on people
5. i overthink and overanalyse
6. i’m quick to say nvm or leave it
7. i like being alone
8. i can’t express affection too much
9. i’m observant