Michael The Distortion

A door is not a door not when it is a jar but when is is a chasm...
(mod is @Eldritch_Hoe)

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

[[Since all of you seem to have an actual intro pinned, I will as well. Mod is an adult and uses all pronouns. Also this is an account of The Distortion, not necessarily Michael or Helen.]]

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

˙˙˙ǝɹnʇnɟ ǝlqɐǝǝsǝɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇunoɔɔɐ sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉuunɹ ǝq llᴉʍ I ˙˙˙lǝɐɥɔᴉW ɯɐ I ˙˙˙ollǝH

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

˙˙˙ƃᴉq ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯoS ɹoℲ ƃuᴉɹɐdǝɹԀ uǝǝq ǝʌ,I ˙ǝʌᴉʇɔɐuᴉ uǝǝq ǝʌ,I ʎɹɹoS

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

@watcherscoronet oʇ ǝʇɐlǝɹ uɐɔ I ʇǝǝʍʇ ɐ ʎllɐuᴉℲ

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

(: ˙ƃnɥ ʇǝʍ 'dɹɐɥs 'ɯɹɐʍ ɐ ƃuᴉʌᴉǝɔǝɹ ǝʞᴉl sᴉ lɐɹᴉds ǝɥʇ ǝpᴉsuᴉ ƃuᴉǝq

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

ǝɔᴉu ǝɥǝH

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

˙uooS

[Tim 🕶 @rockstarstoker]

idc about ghosts or entitties or whatever’s going on round here. no one can stop me showing up to work dressed like i robbed a floridian gift shop

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

@bitch_hunt_uk ǝlqɐʇɐlɐd sǝɯoɔǝq ʇᴉ ǝɹoɟǝq sʇoɥs ʍǝɟ ɐ pǝǝu oslɐ no⅄

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

¿ʎɐpoʇ uɹǝʇuᴉ uɐ ǝʞɐʇ llᴉʍ I ʞuᴉɥʇ I

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

@breekonandhope @michael01244366 @helendistortion @coolerspiral ¡uᴉ ǝɯoɔ *ɹoop suǝdo*

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

@bitch_hunt_uk @coolerspiral (: ˙ɯǝɥʇ ɟo puoɟ ǝʇᴉnb sᴉ ǝɥ puɐ spuɐsnoɥʇ ɥʇɹoʍ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ˙ǝɔᴉɟɟo sᴉɥ uᴉ sʞɹoʍʇɹɐ ǝɥʇ ǝɔɐɟǝp ¿uoᴉʇsǝƃƃns ɐ ǝʞɐɯ I ʇɥƃᴉW

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

@magnusarchivist (̴̡̧̡̰̳̭͇͇̹͖̘͍̖̹͓̺͓̤̟͚̖̪̼͍̯̞͉̻̻̆͑̑͑̈́̊̃͗̌͛́̅́̿̀̌́̄̃̾̈̓̾̆͒͐̋̐̀͗̏͊̈́͌̂̈̅̀̔̿̉͊͐͋̀̓͛̃͋̾̃̾͊̒̏̓̇̾̋̓͊̕̚͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ:̶̡̧̧̡̤̫̗̜̻͈̘̩̪͙̭͙͇͎̞͙͚̜̪̺͎̰̪̟̜̳̄̓̈́͂̍̿̏̆̃̉͌̑̀̿̈́̋̅̒͐͝ͅ

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

˙˙˙dǝǝls ʇouuɐɔ I ˙pǝʇsnɐɥxǝ ɯɐ I ˙ƃuᴉʇsnɐɥxǝ sᴉ ɹǝʇʇᴉʍʇ

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

@exaltiorae ˙ɯǝɥʇ ɹɐǝɟ I uǝʌƎ

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

@itsactuallynell ⠠⠊⠎ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠃⠑⠞⠞⠑⠗⠦

[THEWORLDISALWAYSENDING @TERRIBLE_CHANGE]

̵B̷R̴,̸E̸A̸T̶H̸I̶N̸G̶ ̴I̶S̴ ̴a̵ ̸C̶H̶O̶I̶C̷E̷ ̷

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

@itsactuallynell ˙˙˙ʎllɐuosɹǝd ɹoop ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌɐɥ plnoɥs noʎ ʞuᴉɥʇ I

[Michael The Distortion @the_distortion]

@TheArchEyeVist ʍou ɹoɟ poolq

[Martin K Blackwood @MartinBsays]

@ghostlesbianuk Little a tasty treat