The Doofette

Going to be as funny as Doof. Mrs B. Turnbull.

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@globejetsetter

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@globejetsetter #noisykids?

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@MPSHounslow hello. You didn't have any bikes stolen in Fishers Lane Chis area today? Saw something weird but too inconsequential to report.

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All grown up :)

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@DamienRieu comme la France 1940? Combien de Francais a quitte?!

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#doofyforsale

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Parents Night. #nervous

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@cpeedell @Jeremy_Hunt this on behalf of the Council. Answer is that he can't threaten to achieve a result as it requires a vote.

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@cpeedell I would suggest you write to Richard Tilbrook, Clerk of the Privy Council to see if @Jeremy_Hunt has the power to threaten 1/2

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#Chiswick says a big thanks to @CP_EW :)

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Gonna be late getting to fireworks at #Chiswick business park. Anyone know whether I'll still be able to get on the site? @CP_EW

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@russ_jo @dillybugdj @mum1stdoctor2nd Doofy is sulking because Doofmas15 isn't a hashtag.

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@globejetsetter @JelacoJean I think she's beyond redemption.

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@russ_jo @dillybugdj Oh no!!! Should have come to @mum1stdoctor2nd 's hospital!!!

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@JelacoJean I'd love the Garden Route. @globejetsetter never mentioned that there will be wine??!

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Bath time shenanigans. He's laughing cos baths are fun. I'm laughing coz I wee'd in the bath and no-one knows...

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@JelacoJean Yup. I want to come on holiday with you!!!

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Off on my first protest. #notfairnotsafe. Because if we don't give a duck today we won't have the choice tomorrow.

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@JelacoJean Here's Doofy trying on his (test) Halloween advert :)

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Mummy : I love her new dress
Daddy : Bit short isn't it?

Welcome to the next twenty years.