Emily Johnson

she/her "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

Order from @potterybarn doesn't arrive during delivery appointment then is listed as delivered days later when it's definitely not??

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

@guybranum It's cobbler season: all bets are off.

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

It's entirely possible that Susan Collins is not a good judge of character.

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

Oi @XboxSupport trying to hit anything at https://t.co/JBHgpABFBx just gets me a logo with a circle endlessly spinning around it so I suppose I need support for your support?

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

@jonlovett this guy will happily read you Fox in Socks - as long as you're cool with sick beats. https://t.co/Uao1R7MSvS

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

Oh and that was our last park day/last day on our tickets and we fly out tomorrow 😞

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

@WaltDisneyWorld my husband and I had one day at Hollywood Studios on our 1st anniversary trip, tapped in before 7:30, but got a backup boarding group for Rise of the Resistance at 8:00:33 and backups were never called 😢

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

(@Barbour )

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

Tfw you, your husband, and a baby lamb all match #barbourwayoflife photo credit: Barbara Siegel

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

Flight DL2614 delays have my Bachelorette Disney/Harry Potter Wold dream trip in jeopardy. Help us @Delta , you're our only hope! @DeltaAssist

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

#HappyHeroDays! 7 days. 7 prizes.

Day 6: Sunny Support Bundle

RT for a chance to win today's prize and RT every day for a chance to win a GRAND PRIZE package from @ASUSUSA.

📜 https://t.co/Y3tjDAT2l7

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

#HappyHeroDays! 7 days. 7 prizes.

Day 4: Amp It Up Bundle

RT for a chance to win today's prize and RT every day for a chance to win a GRAND PRIZE package from @ASUSUSA.

📜 https://t.co/Y3tjDAT2l7

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

#HappyHeroDays! 12 prizes, 12 days.

DAY 3: Mei's Motherlode. RT to enter to win the sweepstakes!

📜 https://t.co/TlBppne8dV

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

Cheering on #teamRuff is tiring #PuppyBowl

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

.@SenatorBurr Thanks to a loophole, suspected terrorists can legally buy guns in US. Close it now: via @Everytown

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

Every day, 91 Americans are killed by gun violence. @RepMarkWalker, we demand you pass common-sense gun laws.

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

.@senthomtillis We'll call, we'll email, we’ll vote. If you don't fight to #EndGunViolence, we will vote for someone who does.

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

@GitHubEducation @catsketch 's octocat at @TheDiamondHacks #LiveByTheCode

[Emily Johnson @the_emj]

@Lin_Manuel @HamiltonMusical Literally can't sing"Who Lives,Who Dies,Who Tells Your Story"because I start weeping 1min in #HamiltonProblems