Chris Richardson

Working in delivery and playing bass with @CheeseDaddies. Also husband, father and sports fan. All opinions my own except where stolen

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If you’re reading this column, Elon Musk has messed up https://t.co/mhhTDPowG1

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@christhebarker someone sent me this which contains your work uncredited. Just in case you want to send the heavies round:

https://t.co/QCaLICUKd9

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@HisenseUK my 14 month old dishwasher has now been broken for 4 weeks and getting through on the phone is a nightmare. How can I get this resolved as this is not good enough

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@anon_opin This is the worst Anon Opin I’ve ever heard and I’ve submitted some shockers.

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@sam_bambs Because Ad-Rock was busy

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@The_Hawk_Tweets As the owner of a small brown dog who often attempts to fight squirrels, cats, busses and ambulances, Scrappy Doo is one of the finest character observations of the 20th century

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@AdamRichman Crystal Palace will win them both!

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @JohnBrewin_ @robyniocowen @bglendenning At what point will England get tired?

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@StuartMaconie how could you cut off Hotel California before the barrel organ-esque chorus?

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@BobbyVylan I can’t wait to see Jools play honky-tonk piano along to “We Live Here”

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@She_raaah @marcobrooko I was class of ‘96 and much more house rugby than cricket at school, although that’s very much flipped now!

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@marcobrooko @She_raaah I’ve seen them there twice already 😂

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@marcobrooko @She_raaah I’m off to see them twice in June provided they sort out the problems with that arena…

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @lucyjward_ @barneyronay Not a question but just to say thanks to @bglendenning for the prized letter of the day in Football Daily and the good news is @TheGarforthTown were promoted (and @hullablue got some beers)

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Chewie plays by the rules @TheGarforthTown. Good dog 🐕
📸 @the_dugganaut

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @JohnBrewin_ @Towno10 Bit late catching up from last week but we went on my mate’s stag do in Nottingham dressed as goths, with leather and corpse paint, apart from the groom who was a massive goth and we dressed him head to toe in denim…

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@jessphillips Yes but not fully and publicly yet. My point was more about the Times campaigning for something that will probably happen and taking credit for it. Where were they 10-20 years ago when the families were campaigning for this?

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@ThePoke Someone accused me of being old yesterday because I told them about having to pull the window down on a train to open the door

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@edmorrish I think I was more excited to meet you tonight than see Paul in Bradford! Sorry Leeds let you down again