Kim

Parent/writer/poet/artist/sculptor/gamer/ADHDer. Chronically sick as fuck. they/them.

[Kim @the_ether]

Why is it mostly just penis-havers who get referred to as having 'wet dreams'? Your dreams aren't wet until right at the end. You have hard dreams with a wet dismount. Vaginas are the wet dream equipment. My dreams start out wet and KEEP👏GETTING👏WETTER👏

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Oh damn - this feels like a big deal - because Phony Stark is reinstating accounts posting cp, they’re no longer allowing any linking to Twitter in r/law

[Kim @the_ether]

@Larawithabird 🎶they built this city🎶
🎶they built this city on coooock and balls🎶

[Kim @the_ether]

@JeyR__ Incident: Rage Against The Machine

[Kim @the_ether]

Absolutely dismal performance by PM Anthony Won't-Say-The-Phrase-Public-Housing Albanese on @abcbrisbane this morn. No plan to curtail corporate profits Nothing to protect renters, despite 35% being in rental stress. No recognition that First Nations communities want Treaty first

[Kim @the_ether]

@BlondeHistorian @GuideDogAva Love this so much!

[Kim @the_ether]

@brandon_selic I channel Obi-Wan on Mustafar every time I hear one of them talk. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LESS SHIT, NOT DIFFERENTLY SHIT

[Kim @the_ether]

@brandon_selic @abcbrisbane The bald-faced hypocrisy is truly aggravating. Where are the fists and the roses? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. How did it come to this?

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My daughter sent this text during the break of Day 2 of the bar exam. I’m going to go ahead and tell you, this guy not only is going to pass but he is going to make the most money in the room.

[Kim @the_ether]

@KristinChirico "two bidets" is fun to say

[Kim @the_ether]

@Knockaboutwok @cbdbug @brisbanecityqld @ryansrumblings @MarkBaileyMP I wouldn't be surprised if folks start putting them in the street; if they inconvenience cars maybe @brisbanecityqld will do something about them. Ticket the bloody companies with the same enthusiasm you ticket cars!

[Nealo @NellydaSilla]

Irish people have an incredible way of brushing things under the carpet, but it is disingenuous to not speak about the elephant in the room when talking about Sinead O’Connor’s passing. Her son Shane took his own life in 2022 partly as a result of Irelands poor mental health…

[Kim @the_ether]

@PFemme2 @TheTattooedProf I don't think the vertical nystagmus his eyes were doing is indicative of low blood sugar.

[Kim @the_ether]

@UUndicht @ANewAmy8 @TheTattooedProf All good things in time.

[Rebecca Millar @rebeccamillar83]

I see people are whining again about 'victim mentality' and 'woke points'.

So imma share this again.

My tweeting about poverty is the reason 9 kids local to me have enough food for the school year.

Strangers on the internet made that happen.

https://t.co/geFQSx7wBI

[Brad Batt for Tennessee State House @bradbatt]

This Tennessee congressman met his wife when she was still in high school and married her just a few years later when she was 21 and he was 45

[Kim @the_ether]

@captainmoha Strategic and tactical are synonyms.

[Kim @the_ether]

@sportswithjohn Because it happens by accident and for free, and you clearly haven't learnt anything because it seems like this set of circumstances has happened before.

[Kim @the_ether]

@sportswithjohn Déja vu.