Sean Combs

[Lee Drutman ⚙️🏛 @leedrutman]

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

[Sean Combs @the_evil_monk]

Very True.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Fact.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Live footage of MTG and Kari Lake competing for Trump’s VP spot

[julia duffy @mybadauditions]

How I feel this

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🤣🤣🤣

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Mmmkay! And I'm 110lbs and a virgin 😂! I'm not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them.

[Sean Combs @the_evil_monk]

The first of many... funny how the minute he got a real lawyer (not paid for by Trump cronies) he suddenly changed his story and is fessing up!!

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🚨🚨MAJOR BREAKING: A Trump employee who monitored security cameras at Mar-a-Lago abruptly retracted his earlier grand jury testimony and implicated Trump and others in obstruction of justice just after switching from an attorney paid for by a Trump political action committee to a lawyer from the federal defender’s office in Washington, prosecutors said in a court filing today.

The aide — described as “Trump Employee 4” in public court filings but identified elsewhere as Yuscil Taveras — held the title of director of information technology at Mar-a-Lago. He initially testified to a grand jury in Washington, D.C., that he was unaware of any effort to erase the videos, but after getting the new attorney “immediately … retracted his prior false testimony” and detailed the alleged effort to tamper with evidence related to the investigation of the handling of classified information stored at Trump’s Florida home, the new submission said.

[Maureen Van Zandt @MVZaGoGo]

A butter cow and a bitter cow.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/GN5px3zWwA

[Sean Combs @the_evil_monk]

Exactly!! My money is on Charlize!

[Kali Holloway | @kaliholloway at bsky dot social @kalihollowayftw]

Charlize Theron, age 15, witnessed her mother fatally shoot her abusive alcoholic father and somehow found a way to survive and thrive. Megyn said Santa & Jesus are white & blackface is cool, but claims victimhood over her firing. We know who already lost in this fight.

[Jimbo Hart @JimboHart]

…and all the bicycles in all the world rejoiced…for they would never have to worry about hauling around a giant tub of orange-colored cow dung.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Folks are ripping Masked Singer for having Rudy on, but that shit was a brilliant plan to finally get a Republican to wear a mask.

[Sean Combs @the_evil_monk]

@LZZYHALE Hells yeah! See you and the guys in KC tonight!

[Sean Combs @the_evil_monk]

Walked into the Sprint store, was told there'd be an hour wait. Threatened to charge my Note7 and got bumped to the front of the line!

[Sean Combs @the_evil_monk]

Still no replacement Note7 - keeping my asbestos BBQ gloves handy! #hopeitdoesntexplode

[Sean Combs @the_evil_monk]

It's official...America has jumped the shark. Only bad and worse choices...#2016POTUS

[Sean Combs @the_evil_monk]

#notinthislifetime