Ada Mazi

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

When we eat the rich, I’m dousing her ass in LOUSIANA hot sauce and going to TOWN.

[bounty🫧 @rithabaddie]

If you ever had your tits sucked by a man who’s madly in love with you, you’d understand that there are levels to this shit.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

HR is declining my family responsibility leave application. Apparently I’m not related to Dolly Parton. This is why no one likes people that work in HR

[Sakoto🐌 @Sakoto27]

Father was lecturing me about fake friends and I reminded him his brother scammed him

[Toni Childs @Vitaminndeee]

I’m sorry but if the doctor told me I was too big to get a MRI done and had to go to the ZOO of all places because I wont fit in the machine, I would be on a diet and in the gym the next day. Imagine having to be next in line after a rhino for a scan. That’s humiliating.

[Ada Mazi @the_fifthson]

@plasticmattyy It’s Kenzie

[Nihal @behalnihal]

how it feels to be extremely self aware but still repeat the same self destructive patterns

[𝓐𝚢𝚕𝚊 ꒰ྀིྀི୨୧꒱ @gemtylr]

Let’s make it to the morning. 🥯♣️

[milan @milaan_o]

hottest summer yet ☀️

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

When I call my man, he always answers & that’s sexy asf to me! Idc.

[Tamaralise Keating Esq. @virgosznf0rever]

when he’s telling me what he disliked about his ex but she sounds just like me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[🪻 @onetruelave]

I want the body and the dress

[Ada Mazi @the_fifthson]

@AthleteVanity Coco jones?

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Trump!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Corporate jobs are 95% saying “sounds good” to things that sound awful

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[soul @soulsouljah]

ngl Spider-Man a better nigga than me i woulda killed evb after hearing that sentence

[Rodrigo Bonzo @RodriBonzo]

@_inwndrlnd Si sacas sólo ida no pasa nada, el tema es que tenes que viajar sin equipaje despachado

[7rq @gloccnim]

When you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday :

[g @34rths]

I have to be the thing that fixes me