Danny'Fukin'Dyer

#smartforfour #1litreturbo #thegeorge

[Danny'Fukin'Dyer @the_geezaa]

Ahh mate! Tinder is the fucking bollocks! 2 matches in 2 weeks! #BirdsBeDrippingWet #GetYourRatOutForJosh

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@the_geezaa well it fukin happened! #geezagang

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@Joshfuss wanna race?

[Fuss @Joshfuss]

@the_geezaa Henry you tosser!!

[Danny'Fukin'Dyer @the_geezaa]

Only went out for a pint and ended up in there for months!

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Didn't think I'd be stuck in the George for that long😒

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Who's up for a race against my 1 litre turbo smart for four at car meet

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Guess who's back back back, back again, geezas back, tell a friend

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@Joshfuss happy birthday geez! Drinks are on Josh tonight!!! #GetYourArseDownTheMoon

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Let's go fucking metal! La la la la

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Fukin hold on! I'll be wearing my normal clothes then?! What a cunt I am

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Might dress up as a geeza on Halloween💭

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On it like a car bonnet

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Fukin ready for tonight!

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This morning on my way to work in fukin central on my bike (bikes are for fukin geezas I tell ya!)

[Danny'Fukin'Dyer @the_geezaa]

None of their pubs can beat my local though...THE MOON!

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Fakin mental time though I tell ya!

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Sorry I aint been tweeting fellas! I was DJing out in Ibiza and I didn't have any money to get a plane back cos I sounded it all on booze!!!

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Guess who's back back back, back again, fuss is back back back, tell a friend