If you want to take a fine boy out on a date, please come prepared. This is not a charity organization.
First, you’ll need to sponsor his outfit. A fine boy cannot be appearing in last week’s drip, he has standards. Next, pay his barber because the fade won’t cut itself. After that, arrange pickup from his house. Transportation is part of the romance.
Remember, this is a fine boy we are talking about. The competition is intense. Applications are plenty.
So if you’re not ready to invest, kindly step aside and allow serious contenders to proceed.
These are simply the bare minimum requirements.
I have spoken.