John Rea 🇬🇧

Motor Dealer 🚗….

[John Rea 🇬🇧 @the_JohnRea]

@TomK_Brit1993 Politician, NO..

[John Rea 🇬🇧 @the_JohnRea]

@neweveryday99 Drone top right?

[FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale]

An elderly man living alone in Manchester wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard

His only son, Paul, who used to help him, was in prison (strange ways) . The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Paul,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.

Love,

Paul.

At 4 a.m. the next morning, CID officers and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.

[John Rea 🇬🇧 @the_JohnRea]

@benonwine Get you hair cut then FO…

[John Rea 🇬🇧 @the_JohnRea]

@steonthesea That’s a Granada Scorpio …

[John Rea 🇬🇧 @the_JohnRea]

@FamersDog None of that lot that’s for sure …

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Please! Is there nobody who can make this virtue-signalling bollocks stop?
Why does he think we give a monkey’s what he thinks?
He has zero qualifications/knowledge to opine on such matters.
He’s ‘sorry’ the world is not a better place than it is. With that sort of penetrating philosophical insight an Oxbridge professorship must surely beckon, toute suite.
He’s just reading a vacuous script his wife wrote for him.
If we had a whip round couldn’t we pay for them to stay in Montecito? I’d contribute.

[John Rea 🇬🇧 @the_JohnRea]

@SqSehrish Aman is the father’s name…

[John Rea 🇬🇧 @the_JohnRea]

This car is not taxed and MOT has expired

[Alpha Wolf 🐺 @Crazyunfill94]

A Muslim man in Wolverhampton, UK, deliberately parked his car on double yellow lines a no-parking zone and left to pray.

When he came back, the officer correctly issued him a ticket. The man immediately started accusing the officer of racism and Islamophobia.

He’s just using religion as a shield to hide his own mistake.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Bloody Hell, who did this 🤣😂😅🤭

[Jeff pontz @827js]

Awesome.

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

LISA NANDY
Secretary of State for SPORT 😂 😂

[Susie Fowler-Watt @susiefowlerwatt]

Some cases stay with you. I reported on Victoria Hall’s murder in 1999 for ⁦⁦@BBCLookEast⁩, and many times over the next 26 years. We now know serial killer Steve Wright was responsible. “Missed opportunities” to get him were mentioned in court. https://t.co/8xvUsJ0AI5

[Fact @Fact]

Sometimes you have to walk away from people, not because you don't care, but because they don't.

[John Rea 🇬🇧 @the_JohnRea]

@Vocal_GenX @Keir_Starmer Please not LAMMY 🤬

[Aberystwyth Classic Car Club @bolderston_mark]

Ford Capri and Wimpy Your Thoughts Please and Thanks

[B&S @_B___S]

Dog meets Darth Vader for the first time

[John Rea 🇬🇧 @the_JohnRea]

@MalcolmNeeds54 @bigfatsquirrel9 Oh yes, we really DONT want Lammy in charge…

[Fact @Fact]

A person that truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Britain should repurchase America. After all, it was ours once, and it would enhance our North Atlantic security. If you don’t sell it to us, President Trump, we’re going to impose tariffs on the U.S. and any country who supports you in resisting this very good deal. Fair?