K-Baby

My eyes are always like this.

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

When you see someone out in the same Walmart flannel as you. Are you embarrassed, or proud that you're both frugal? Asking for..a friend.

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

What's more American than being drunk at a baseball game with your parents on the 4th of July..?

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Switching to drunk Twitter in the Uber on the way to the bar.. God help how this night turns out

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Gonna keep one of those silicone wedding rings in my purse for times of need

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Slight adulthood is respecting the Uber and going home to make Bagel Bites instead of sweet taking them to go through Whataburger

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Play better music. Just in general, but also this specific club.

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Onsies. Worth it, until you have to pee real bad.

[Evan Epstein @EvanEpstein60]

TO BE CLEAR: Mike Gundy would thrash Herman all the way back to Austin.

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Don't drink your beer with a straw...

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

You can't remix Hozier...

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Remembering I have drunk twitter

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Friends in Low Places just makes me want to be in BPS.

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Dad's bday dinner = drunk before 7pm #OldAge

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Do people wear kilts for serious reasons or just attention? #AirportOutfits

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Can I switch to drunk Twitter if I'm just on my 1st beer? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Being drunk in your parents home is an experience

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Thank you Virgina

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Brevity is a lost art.

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

Double fisting into the New Year! 🍻

[K-Baby @the_kbaby]

PSA: Champagne sucks. New year or not.