Dylan King

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[Dylan King @the_kingda16]

Shovel out a ditch for a pig’s bathtub and they will ignore it (ungrateful) and dig out their own (industrious) because they, not I, know which location is best (sophisticated).

[🇩🇲 Chelsea, Biologist/Magical Girl/Frogletito 🦎 @ChelseaHerps]

“Had a blast” feels like an understatement omg

[georgie @vilehag]

i like actually can not stop laughing at this

[Nathan @_ntj]

"pilgrim from the pope's hometown brings him hat with hometown insignia stitched on it" is a sentence easily understood by any christian going back 2000 years

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Shakespeare was fine for an era that valued ravishingly beautiful language and astonishing insight into the human spirit but we have moved on from all that. Grow up

[James Preston Poole @JamesPPoole]

Saw that the beginning was in the ice and that’s all I needed to see. Turned the trailer off immediately. I trust you GDT

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

Top 5 best feelings as a man

1) squeezing colaborer’s hand in a vat of spermaceti
2) the physical touch of a cannibal
3) someone yelling “thar she blows”
4) when a team’s various wheels fit its captain’s one cogged circle
5) first quaff from a harpoon socket

What am I missing?

[Dylan King @the_kingda16]

@nmgreen34 cracked

[Dylan King @the_kingda16]

@nmgreen34 cooking

[Dylan King @the_kingda16]

“Dylan, look around you. Nobody at this conference knows what March Madness is.”

[rthr @rxckrxdxscxlvxs]

her: you better not be on your haunches, carved in nephrite, with rose diamond eyes set in gold when i get there

my 1907 fabergé beaverish ass:

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

I'm not going to make it. Just leave me here, save yourselves...

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

American Goldfinch sitting on Sunflower 🌻💛 Manitoba, Canada by Mona Ross Hildebrand 🇨🇦

#birdphotography #Canada

[MarDays @mardays1]

Carolina Wren

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Cinnamon Woodpecker (Celeus loricatus) in Costa Rica by Felipe Miranda.

[fluffypoofer @fluffypoofa]

Those were good times

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

ridiculous levels of sauce in this picture

[Dylan King @the_kingda16]

I’m talkin thin blue line

[Dylan King @the_kingda16]

Dorothea and Casaubon in Middlemarch

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

An even bigger red flag than body count is a high MIND count. A girl who is mentally ran through will be comparing all of your ideas to other mens ideas. You will never live up to her unrealistic standards of thought. My girlfriend is a cognitive virgin and loves my ideas