Fresh Horrors

300 year old hob goblin, smorgasbord enthusiast, origin of all evil

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

No matter how many times I shower I can never seem to wash away my shame

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

When your sandwich order kills all the Jedi...

[wint @dril]

top ten things you do NOT want to hear in the Nursing profession:
10. Shut the fuck up
9. Fuck you idiot
8. Your pay check is in the trash

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

I always make sure I am the dampest man in the room.

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

My B day is in a few days. 300 years ago from then was when Kaitlin Olson, the original hob goblin, brought me into this world

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

I haven't seen the sun in 127 years, coincidently it's been 128 since I tried to blow up the sun for being racist toward mole people.

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

@dril What's wrong with being a hob gobblins? Fucking mammal supremacists.

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

Tfw your an accomplished professor, but also profoundly traumatized

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

*Screams incoherently at a street light*

[Wyoming (MN) Police @wyomingpd]

Undercover #420 operations are in place. Discreet traps have been set up throughout the city today. #Happy420

[Sanchez Enterprise Investments Corp. @SanchEnterprise]

WOW @CNN @cnnbrk Just Released the Footage of the #MOAB striking #Afganistan RT THIS!! https://t.co/v3rMQQyrcD

[(((R🎃r👻n_St☠️hl)))¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @Roran_Stehl]

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

"Yup, that's me, Abraham Lincoln. You're probably wondering how we all ended up here"

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

Last meme of 2016
#Memes2016

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

That Rousey fight...

Deja vu.

I felt like I was watching the presidential election all over again.

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

When ur bae gives you their heart for Christmas

[Fresh Horrors @the_knocks]

Meme so hard and get so far but in the end it doesn't even matter.
Merry Memesmas

[After Midnight @midnight]

Nintendo released Super Mario Run today. The game begs the question: Why must Mario always be running?