Pete 🇵🇸

twentysomething leftist Everyman BLM | ACAB | Free Palestine | He/him

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

The only guns that diffuse a situation are finger guns 👈👈

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

Hegemony would be a beautiful name for every baby girl

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

Netflix and chill is out, Hitchcock and ball torture is in

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

Found my new Twitter header

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

It could be as simple as a Tequila Bread Bowl

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

It’s important to be kind and remember that it’s your landlord’s first time on this earth too

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

That stranger things clip with the mom looks like a marvel moment (derogatory)

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

Your miller time is up, my miller time is now

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

Pork and beans music video gonna be an AP US history DBQ in a decade or so

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

@equipment_ohio Perfect temperature coffee 🥺

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

First they came for Jimmy Kimmel, and I said nothing because I am not a late night comedian

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

The Gallaghers should transition so when they see each other they can say “Oh, Hey Sis”

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

I will fight cinemasins in defense of M Night right now I swear to god

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

Monica Lewinskibidi isn’t a good enough song to call it that

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

Damn hulk hogan *and* Ozzy? Check in on your friend’s older brother folks I’m sure he’s going through it

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

@combatbaltimore Lord take all the hate on arms length backflip guy and give it to caP’n Jazz banana guy sevenfold

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

At the caP’n Jazz show in DC and the band had to ask who lost their geek bar on stage

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

420 men went into de water, and 69 men come out

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

Last night we let the BuzzBall talk

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[Pete 🇵🇸 @the_long_boy]

Sometimes I feel like Tenacious D but for emo