Max

Gayzed and Confused

[Poppa Boí @poppaboii]

In case you’re struggling today, you should know that life is extremely easy to navigate, everyone except you does it effortlessly. You, personally, are uniquely terrible and unqualified to live. Out of everyone, only you face setbacks. You are the world’s Omelas child.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I need to see a neurologist

[fallon dinkley 🤩 @ziarastars]

DONALD TRUMP SEPTEMBER 28TH

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I know some of you find me insufferable
sorry about that

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I know she’s canceled but I think Ellen

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Lisa Rinna and her husband, Harry Hamlin, recreate Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet’s viral beach photos.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[ℰ𝓁𝒾 @robInsbyte]

trans person: i’m trans

society: ok

your annoying autistic queer friend: SUPRIYA GANESH LEAVING THE PITT IM GONNA KILL MYSEFL

[SR glowstick @glowstickval]

psych professor asked the class what androgyny meant and told me I couldn't answer #watdatmeam

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Fugbert

[Rod Nez | Horror @rodnezmovies]

this is a tracking shot and they just followed Kermit & Piggy. Allegedly they didn't want stunt doubles so they did the stunt themselves, they're real performers

[the big sessa @angoldenera]

there’s a new muppets out that’s supposed to be nuts

[Ms Grunion funny @rubijelly68]

Me when I got kicked out of Nutella university for overindulging

[The Don of Vaughan @DonofVaughan]

Excuse me it was MY Canadian tax dollars that went into the gay hockey show. Put some fucking respect on my nation

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

He’s marrying Taylor Swift.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

feels like my toddler barely ever subverts hegemonic narratives of race and gender

[azi @sazifide]

friends are talking over the song i queued

[Grace @gracecamille_]

this insane heat wave just happened to land on the week that i had planned to change my entire life and become the person i have always dreamt of being. Guess i will have to hold off on that

[klyde @repsfolklore]

elon musk turned on his vibrator