Lee-paul Crossan

akathe lpc love playing the close game,throwing things in the air and catching them,waving at people,smiling at inappropriate times and patronizing everyone

[Lee-paul Crossan @the_lpc]

@robertthomson55 both dived.

[Abo Salah @abosalaharena]

المشهد ده بالنسبة لي أفضل وأعظم مشهد حصل في مونديال أمريكا لحد دلوقتي. 👏🇺🇸

لاعب الإكوادور كايسيدو وقع على الأرض بدون أي إصابة واضحة، والحكم أوقف اللعب معتقدًا إنه محتاج علاج.

لكن بعدها كايسيدو قام بشكل طبيعي جدًا وكان مستعد يكمل المباراة عادي.
هنا جاء الجزء العبقري...

الحكم طلب منه الخروج خارج الملعب لمدة دقيقة كاملة قبل ما يرجع يشارك من جديد. ⏳

والأجمل إن كايسيدو كان بيحاول يقنع الحكم يدخله بسرعة، لكن الحكم تجاهله تمامًا، والإكوادور اضطرت تكمل ناقصة لاعب.

القانون ده عظيم جدًا بصراحة.
لأنه ببساطة هيخلي أي لاعب يفكر مرتين قبل ما يقع مع كل احتكاك بسيط.
وكمان هيقلل من ظاهرة تضييع الوقت اللي كانت بتكسر رتم المباريات وتقتل متعتها.

الرسالة بقت واضحة:
لو أنت مصاب فعلًا، خد وقتك واتعالج.
لكن لو وقعت بدون سبب حقيقي... فريقك هو اللي هيدفع الثمن.

وأعتقد إن ده واحد من أفضل القوانين اللي ممكن نشوفها تتطبق في كل البطولات خلال السنوات الجاية. 👏🏆

[Lee-paul Crossan @the_lpc]

@509298 you love the Mexican fans, you love the Brazilian fans, we are that. we are fun

[Lee-paul Crossan @the_lpc]

@apoliticalkosmo Gerard butler lol

[Lee-paul Crossan @the_lpc]

@BoozeCougs Aye definitely lol

[FTBL_Planet @FTBL_Planet]

When Paul Lambert left Motherwell for Borussia Dortmund in 1996, he did not even know if he had a club to go to.

He had no contract.

He had no agent.

And by the time he arrived in Germany, he had almost no money left either.

So Lambert told Dortmund’s general manager exactly where he stood.

“Motherwell don’t know I’m here.”

“They don’t have a clue where I am.”

“The other thing is I’ve run out of money as well.”

Dortmund gave him 200 Marks and a trial.

Within a few weeks, he was in their team.

Within a year, he was playing in a Champions League final against Juventus, marking Zinedine Zidane, and helping Dortmund become champions of Europe.

By then, everything had changed.

Juventus wanted him.

Franz Beckenbauer asked if he would be interested in Bayern Munich.

But Lambert wanted to stay at Dortmund.

“I had everything at Dortmund.”

Then his son became ill again.

Lambert and his wife had first seen it when he was a baby in Glasgow.

He had a temperature, they brought him into bed, and then his arm went limp.

Lambert picked him up.

Then his head flopped.

“I was shaking him, but there was nothing there.”

He recovered, but the doctors told them it could happen again for years.

And after the Champions League final in 1997, it did.

That was when Lambert and his wife knew they had to go back to Scotland.

Not because he wanted to leave Dortmund.

But because they needed to be near family.

Dortmund did not want him to go.

Before a Champions League game against Parma, the supporters made that clear.

Banners went up around the ground.

“Paul, don’t go.”

“Thank you, Paul.”

Then they started singing his name.

“Paul Lambert, You’ll Never Walk Alone.”

After the game, the club asked him to do a lap of honour.

Lambert got as far as the Yellow Wall, saw people crying, and had to go back down the tunnel.

Dortmund asked him one last time.

“Paul, we’re going to ask you again.”

“Don’t go.”

But his mind was made up.

He went home and signed for Celtic.

And within months, Lambert had gone from winning the Champions League with Dortmund to helping Celtic stop Rangers winning ten in a row.

“My football career is mad, isn’t it?”

“It is real fairytale stuff.”
#football #celtic

[Lee-paul Crossan @the_lpc]

@PistonOfTheDay Duren has really good touch but ron Holland looks like he good become something his 3 started to look good

[Lee-paul Crossan @the_lpc]

@shotbyshaun Get some la gear lol

[Lee-paul Crossan @the_lpc]

@TheEverydayMan_ @GlasgowCC @MyGlasgowCC @MhairiHunter used to be lots of bins...they got rid of them to be replaced with slightly bigger bins but further apart and not as many.

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

🚨 do you understand what happened to Stephen Colbert..

24 hours after his final Late Show, Colbert hijacked a tiny public access channel in Monroe, Michigan with Jack White, Eminem, Jeff Daniels and Steve Buscemi.

Now Paramount - the company that just cancelled his show - is mass-blocking every reupload worldwide via Content ID. And the deeper you dig, the worse it looks:

- The finale pulled 6.74M viewers - a weeknight record over 11 years
- Eminem cameoed as "Marshall, the fire marshal" to greenlight torching the set
- The same day Trump posted an AI video of throwing Colbert into a dumpster, Colbert aired footage of himself burning a real one
- Mayday Network and verified journalist Matthew Keys both got blocked globally - for sharing a community access show

Paramount cancelled his show to silence him. Instead they handed him a Streisand-effect comeback 10x bigger than the show ever was.

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

OK I did it. I tracked over 1,000 shots for SGA, Brunson, Harden, Spida and Wemby in the playoffs. Here's how often they fell: https://t.co/0Vgr3ibDyP

[Lee-paul Crossan @the_lpc]

@JonnyRoot_ Also the commentators applauding brunson on cheating

[gigicullen @gigicullen0502]

"Derek McInnes has told me they're happy to finish"

😎

[Ó Rinn @eolanryng]

Cant believe this declaration for the end of the game.... Watch till the end here!

[Lint @Zeshankenzo]

The final words of the BBC on the Kilmarnock pitch invasion after Derek McInnes got them promoted,

“Absolutely brilliant scenes here at Rugby Park”

https://t.co/ZZ5PLf1Bla

[Harry Brady @HarryBradyCU]

Disgusting!

Pitch invasion at Kilmarnock’s promotion back to Premiership…oh McInnes was Killie manager?

18 mins in

https://t.co/U9IDpeGiPC

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[The Fast Lovin' Sin-Soaked Heathen @fast_sin]

Just when you thought you've reached your quota of wholesome content for the day, brace yourself for a further overload of cuteness as latest addition to the Daizen Maeda 前田 大然 family, Raikou, joins dad on the pitch.

To further tug at your heartstrings, daughter Soyo gives dad a big kiss on the cheek.

Full video on YT - see link below

[Lint @Zeshankenzo]

‘The world of football are having their say’

Hahahaha
Absolute fannies.

[Lee-paul Crossan @the_lpc]

@TamseIIicsonIII Oooftd too much reminds me of Tommy burns