The Darksouls of Endopterygota

Mecoptera is an order dominated by four families, snow scorpionflies, earwigflies, scorpionflies and hangingflies, despite looks, most are harmless

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

I'm pinning this https://t.co/KWMokwN2aW

[CoatRack89 @CoatRack89]

"CNN is a Russian plant."

-@the_mecoptera

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

@Alex_Roggow True, my grandmother has been reliably voting absentee for over a decade.

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@biggestmikey Is this meme dead yet?

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@Ritualist_dA @SuperiorEditMan "After that he would swim on the surface and any time he saw me he slapped his tail and swam off passive aggressively."

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

We live in an era where aftereffects and photoshop exist and are easy to use, even if you wanted to do this analogue we have small drones which are easy enough to put lights on.

Realistic UFO sightings are easier to fake with each passing day.

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Um what?!?

This video is from a friend in Miami

Can anyone explain?

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

I think it's about time I stated the obvious:

We need a Disney princess who can tell a muddler minnow from other spun hair flies.

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

@Alex_Roggow I'm genuinely perplexed, would you have preferred him to spit inside his mask?

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@zach_sarty @Sinatra_Says The latter is probably just a corruption of the former. Adding the suffix "er" to things is common in the U.K, like how "association football" became "soccer" by taking a shortened form of association and adding a suffix.

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

@CoachBrown8 @SSampleman @doylebob @evhymans @ChadLivengood @crwaxlax Yep,

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

@CoachBrown8 @SSampleman @doylebob @evhymans @ChadLivengood @crwaxlax They are, but it isn't quite as simple as saying "blame the hydro company" they are absolutely responsible to a point, but renovating a dam requires a lot of paperwork town hall meetings, and other government oversight. That does take time, often years.

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

@SSampleman @doylebob @evhymans @ChadLivengood @crwaxlax yea she is, the chem plant isn't in a flood zone, it's below a bunch of dams which gave. Further, when the plant was built there was no threat of the dam going because the dam did not exist. For all their faults, Dow can't be blamed for an inability to see the future.

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

@Double_Jack @ChillyCS5 @evhymans @ChadLivengood @crwaxlax I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but the problem has much more to do with the dams upstream going. The soil in midland is clay, and the river floods annually, but if the dams hold there is no threat. By this logic no one should build on the Mississippi as the Ft Peck dam could go.

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

Settling a friendly debate, which of these is the best anime ever made?

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

@shkspearesexual @fuckethn The family is Papilionidae, I won't go more specific with garbage taxa like lepidoptera.

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@biggestmikey This is the cannon answer

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@C0smicSauce This is Nel

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Apparently she was into fossils

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@Devilfruitzero @FourEcchiTasty Doctor said he'd never walk again, when he got out of the hospital he found that doctor, reached up, and punched him in the kidney.

[The Darksouls of Endopterygota @the_mecoptera]

@sp4reR1bs I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate