karan sarnaik

Making lemonade

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@ViCustomerCare please fuck off and stop playing automated messages while I’m trying someone.

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@StephenKing The Great Gig In The Sky

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Is it surprising that the plane-pisser was a Wells Fargo employee? These forms have been pissing on people (metaphorically) for decades.

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If you’re in an abusive relationship and you’re finding a way of it, here is a free to use original quote: FUCK THE HELL OUT OF IT!

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What a colossal waste of time

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@nomadicmidget Very very cool!

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It’s possible that the dark web is run entirely by cats.

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If you thought facing a global #pandemic would make us forget our differences and stand together as a species even for a little while... think again.

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The decision to hold the Kumbh Mela this year, after a gap of 11 years instead of the traditional 12 because,” the pace of Jupiter has increased.” Unfortunately, in India astrology and religion > politics > public health.

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Random thought- Arnab Goswami is some sort of journalist-Joker. He lit the fuse that’s turned Indian society against itself and radicalised issues that were never so. Chaos for the sake of chaos. Somebody please send up the batsignal!

[South America @SouthPark]

The on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park, in the hour-long, supersized episode titled “The Pandemic Special” premiering Wednesday, Sept 30 at 8p ET.

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#Journalism is dead, we killed it. And if you’re just realising this after the #SSR debacle, you’ve been brain washed for a few years now.

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Billions spent in COVID research by the scientific community, how the hell did they miss this!?

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https://t.co/flEzdDB6VZ

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Amit shah saying “hum kam pad gaye honge” in parliament referring to the migrant workers crisis yesterday can be accurately paraphrased as “opps we forgot to consider about 400 million people, sorry ya” and then followed that up with a whatdidyoudo? What a fucking joke.

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While urban society pats itself on the back for social distancing measures and main stream media broadcasts propaganda like 'we are all in this together', in reality, bigotry and the class struggle has never been more evident than it is during this #COVID #pandemic.

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Arundhati Roy: ‘The pandemic is a portal’ https://t.co/RqHVWVDKV4 via @financialtimes

Light a candle to this.

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Went to the supermarket today, still finding it hard to trust all these new sanitizer brands on the shelves. Where is good old Dettol?

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@harish5bhai Vodafone predicted the corona pandemic years ago and have been putting people in quarantine ever since.