John's Sick

A man of no focus, no commitment and absolutely no f*cking will.

Centrist | Anti-establishment

Don't like extremist of any kind be it liberals, RW, leftist.

[John's Sick @The_MufflerMan]

Some BJP supporters are worst of the lot. They question criticism of Modi, twist statement to make it seem anti-national, call you're serving Chinese interest, & hence try to push you to defence

But the truth is our priorities & loyalties are always with India
#IndiaChinaFaceOff

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Never knew you can do your office work on Bumble?

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@ChiefChav 😭

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how to get over a breakup? Asking for a friend.

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I stand with Elon Musk.

Protect him at any cost.

#ELONMUSK #ElonGOAT

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@GabbbarSingh @ahmedwaqas992 lol as if maulanas have any guilt

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@Being_Humor India also need m@ulanaassss camouflaged as cricket players

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@vijaygajera Bhai yeh sab bakwas na 2014 mein chalta hoga ab nahi chalega😂😂

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I won't say India is the best country in the world

But c'mon Paxtan, you know India is better than you, you're just envious

India shouldn't even be compared with Paxtan

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@Sassy_Soul_ they are busy doing M@ulana giri

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Even UK hasn't been able to elect a Muslim President

[Arfa Khanum Sherwani @khanumarfa]

So when will we be ready to accept ( and elect ) a Muslim Prime Minister of India ?
#RishiSunakPM

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@ShivAroor This only means that women are not very different from men once they achieve power

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@GabbbarSingh soluchan: ban suicide

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Rule of ablaut reduplication

#SaturdayVibes

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No of years it took each product to gain 50 million users

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When you browse pornhub and see this ad:

"He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."

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@GabbbarSingh Aisa bhi kar sakate kya?

"Janata hai mai kaun hun"

"Nahi"

"Falana IPS mujhe follow karta hai twitter mein"

*Traffic police ke dande*

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🇺🇲: I'm a non vegetarian, period.

🇮🇳: I'm a non vegetarian on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday.

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🇺🇲: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!

🇮🇳: Achhe din ayenge

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@shennoying Completely agreed but there's a reason behind it.