Nick @ nite

[james @kloogans]

too many generic kid names like "chris" and "jake" out there. if i had a son i'd name him something bad ass. like "the shovel"

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

imagine if english functioned like chinese does and you could drop sick ass proverbs in the middle of conversation. oh you did badly on your exam? well, he who plants melons will harvest melons, and he who plants beans will harvest beans. whatchu think about that

[Nick @ nite @The_Nick_Foster]

@2mathewsmith Thanks man I try to curate every thought I have into being as profound as possible 💯

[NASA @NASA]

It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field.

Previewed by @POTUS on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of @NASAWebb's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: https://t.co/63zxpNDi4I

[Nick @ nite @The_Nick_Foster]

@joovenyaL Lil extra chip action 😎

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

RIP William Shakespeare I know you would’ve loved Kendrick Lamar

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

god i wish that was me

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Scientist Really Thought Job Would Be Less Grant Writing And More Glow-In-The-Dark Lizard Making https://t.co/TcRoPW0LA9

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Jurassic Park is doing well today

[roon @tszzl]

determinate optimist

[Nick @ nite @The_Nick_Foster]

@2mathewsmith Hell yeah let’s fucking go

[donald boat @laserboat999]

if you grew up in america you probably almost died in the woods when you were 14 or 15 it’s a universal experience

[Nick @ nite @The_Nick_Foster]

@venuspumpkin “Sorry this year was really hard on us ): you could try again next year tho lol”

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

something unthinkable has happened. one of the dinosaurs got out

[Loafer @loafershaggy]

Body building forums are unmatched

[speedy @SpeedyMorman]

two years ago today i broke @RayJ glasses n broke the internet