no

(she/her) shift and sniff and squirt

[no @the_noka]

sugar mamas, my dms are open

[no @the_noka]

and i am absolutely correct

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

who up hexing their squelcher?

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Yes Officer, I know why you pulled Me over. Because you’re mad at Me. Join the Club.

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Joke so good I had to say “I’m sorry” after

[no @the_noka]

since the amount of men that don’t seem to know this is staggeringly high, i’m just going to go ahead and tell you all: women? the ones with boobs? yeah, they can joke sometimes. they understand satire and sarcasm and humor. all of it. i swear. look it up.

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[no @the_noka]

economy is tanking, time to sue every man i’ve encountered for emotional damages

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

[no @the_noka]

isn’t it crazy how dudes will do anything for some pussy like i got my situationship making beef bolognese with handmade noodles from scratch rn we up fr

[I Think You Should Leave FC @ityslfooty]

World Cup halftime show

[no @the_noka]

alright so how do i make a few hundred dollars but very quickly any ideas

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

who up clenching their jaw

[no @the_noka]

will people realize the irony of me posting this with a screenshot of a gif because i couldn’t get the gif to load lets find out

[no @the_noka]

how i feel being 28 years old and flirting with a girl by liking all of her instagram stories until she dms me

[no @the_noka]

“something” being a positive bank account

[no @the_noka]

QUICK everyone venmo me ten dollars im trying to see something

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

doing a money spread in only quarters and nickels that i’ve confused for quarters

[no @the_noka]

it’s people having kids you wouldn’t even imagine

[no @the_noka]

picking my nose in the denver airport bathroom at four in the fucking morning because i chose to fly frontier