the ralphs

Punk fucking rock from buffalo new york.

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We need jewels. Can't be a serious cult without jewels. Send us jewels.

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RT @sexer716: @the_ralphs are opening for @OWTH this Thursday at @mohawkplace. Check out our demo. Free Download too. http://t.co/WhlCk0uZ

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#gobills #bills

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Celebrate labor w/ The Ralphs, Tired Iron & Vampire Goldfish tomorrow @mohawkplace 8 pm, $5. If you already have plans, cancel them.

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If someone asks you if you are a Ralph, the answer is always yes!
-Ralph "Winston" Zeddmore
#Ralphisms

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I'm getting my ass kicked every other day, that's the problem.
-Ralph "Daniel Caruso" Macchio
#Ralphisms

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Rollin down da street smokin endo sippin on gin & juice Laid back W/ my mind on my Ralph & my Ralph on my mind
-Ralph Doggy Dogg
#Ralphisms

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As surely as I'm the living Ralph, every1 will kneel before me & every1 will confess that I'm Ralph
-Jesus "Son of Ralph" Christ
#Ralphisms

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I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to Ralph except through me.
-Jesus "Son of Ralph" Christ
#Ralphisms #bible

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As the Ralph has loved me, so have I loved you.
-Jesus "Son of Ralph" Christ
#Ralphisms #bible

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Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in Ralph; trust also in me.
-Jesus "Son of Ralph" Christ
#Ralphisms #bible

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I'm old as fuck. Go Bills!
-Ralph Wilson Jr.
#Ralphisms

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One small step for Ralph, one giant leap for Ralphkind.
-Ralph "Neil" Armstrong
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The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out there.
-Ralph Wiggum
#Ralphisms

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Ask not what you can do for Ralph, but what Ralph can do for you.
-Ralph "John" F. Kennedy
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@justingoboom yeah I think we can start leaving stuff there.

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@justingoboom @torance27 @sexer716 @dereknotaro we just may be able to call 42 Custer the official Ralph house. #freehouse #notkidding

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We'd have 6 followers if at least everyone in the band followed our bullshit. Way to go @torance27.

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@sexer716 @justingoboom @dereknotaro @torance27 good practice ralphs.

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ralph up.