Madix 🇿🇦

Card carying member of the Stingy Men's Association 🫡

[Madix 🇿🇦 @the_real_madix]

Sometimes you have to go through your reposts to see what a real one has to say

[illythehost @illythehost]

They actually text. They even call. They share link to spotify. play imessage games. like girls are cool people if they vibe with you mate.

[Chisom Vivian @pretty_vhi]

Kissing her thighs when eating her out>>>>🥹

[nano @nanomachiner]

Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

Kgane kgwedi e fela neng? Gape leotwana la roll-on le thoma go brika😭

[. @Fimiye]

I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

pulling away from a kiss just to look at their adorable face for a second before leaning in again >>>

[Madix 🇿🇦 @the_real_madix]

Just updated a couple containers on my instance and now I can't connect via SSH

[✧ @lowkeyburti]

i might be a perverted obsessive freak but my heart is pure

[Sarang Sood @SarangSood]

One of the most underrated life skills is being able to see something strange and simply move on #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

yes i do like you.
yes i think you're beautiful.
yes i’m obsessed with you
yes i love listening to you.
yes i find you very funny.
yes i want to kiss you all day, and
yes i think you're perfect.

[Jams @CherOfAstora]

auto translate is undoing decades of anti chinese and pro japanese propaganda in the span of like a year

[ᯠ˶ ᯄ @kittysrotting]

I yearn to have a polaroid of my lover in my phone case

[Madix 🇿🇦 @the_real_madix]

@prionthot I get him

[. @slimescry]

spaces between your fingers are supposed to be filled with mine

[A. @justbored142]

i love abusing tf outta that repost button

[jay ® @Jayydeennn]

Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses

[Madix 🇿🇦 @the_real_madix]

@vamp1bella Probably gonna have kelvin momo as my top artist for the 4th year in a row

[Madix 🇿🇦 @the_real_madix]

@PhutiSemenya14 So and so sent me

[𝕾𝖞𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑_𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 🇮🇹🇺🇸🇮🇪 @SynicalGaming1]

If you’re older than 22 and still playing video games, let alone taking off work to play video games…

You need to take a look in the mirror and give that person a thumbs up for being able to juggle bills, family, friends and still have time for a fun hobby.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“I dOnT vOtE because bOtH siDeS aRe bAd”

If 10 people are on a bus and 3 vote to drive it off a cliff, 2 vote to stay on the road & 5 don’t vote at all... YOURE ALL GOING OFF THE CLIFF.