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[REXES @The_Rexes]

@itsNyaWan King David from his Rooftop

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Why Do I Have To Pay Extra 150%? The App Says ₦4,000, And I’ve Already Been Debited Because It’s a Card Trip. So Why Are You Asking Me To Pay ₦10,000? Why Don’t You Want To Follow The Price On The App? That’s Not Right.” ~ Between European Blogger Tom On Tour In Nigeria And An Uber Driver…👀

[Bolaji Fesomade @MasterBolaji]

You see this guy? His repatriation to Nigeria will be funny.

His prosecution will be televised.

It will be crazier than Nnamdi Kanu’s case.

Sadly, many of those cheering him on now won't be there for him then.

[FEMI 🇳🇬 @femiogunleye9]

Who remembers when the Igbo Women Assembly threatened to sue the Lagos State Government over its decision to make Yoruba language compulsory in schools in Yorubaland?

Should we call this see finish or a consequence of liberalism?

[Chief £ne @_Ojonya]

Sarkin mota said he’s trying to hire a content creator and people should send CVs.
5000+ CVs later, he makes another video saying he hasn’t seen what he’s looking for so the applicants should make a 30 seconds video stating why he should employ them.

For content creator work at a car stand o. No talent manager, no HR, nothing! Just using the desperation and unemployment of Nigerians to gather engagement and feed your ego. I’m so livid.

FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE????

[Obasanjo @cent_haysmall]

Alex Otti did the same thing in Abia state Nigeria.

[Viral Reel Addict @ViralReelAddict]

Fact 💯

Hunter Biden on Elon Musk:

“You’ve got some motherf-cker who’s made over $251 billion being a United States citizen, that got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship, sitting here lecturing us on who we should allow into the US”

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

South African Foreign Minister Naledi Pandor announced that South African citizens who joined the Israeli military and fought in Gaza would be arrested upon their return to the country.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

The government literally did buy every Boomer a house. Boomers would've all lost their houses during Covid or the Great Recession if the "free market" had been allowed to play out. Instead the govt stole 40 TRILLION DOLLARS from the future and spent it propping up Boomers' home equity. Gen Z will still be paying off the houses the govt bought the Boomers when they're 90.

[Ministan Shaddah👳🏽‍♂️(M.S) @A6da11ah_M5]

And when life finally favors us, may we not put other people’s parents in such situations.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

All week my daughter’s been giving me her stuffed unicorn to take to work.
This morning I went to grab it and she goes “No daddy, unicorn can have the day off today.”

Man, fuck that unicorn.

[kalakuta 🦍 @Kalakutaway]

I hear say Lord Baelish just build another apartment for town. I wan go check if the building fine

[🥚 🍞 @undapav]

So they banned Chinese electric vehicles in USA
But they allowed Waymo to import them and use their cheaper electric cars for an exorbitant taxi service meanwhile the Americans don’t get to buy cheaper electric vehicles

Peak capitalism

[Onyeka ☭ @R_eq_uin]

They hate you so much they don't want you in their country.

They cancel 99% of your visa applications and force you to pay $20,000 for the "privilege" of visiting.

They call you a third worlder. A low IQ African.

And yet, surprisingly after all this humiliation, they spend hundreds of millions of dollars to build the world's largest consulate on your soil!

A place that they didn't born you well to go with 2km of.

In. Your. Own. Fucking. Land.

Are we slaves now?

You tell us not to come to your country and erect a $20,000 wall.

But you come to my home and build a military base... The world's largest... To oppress my people.

After admitting on camera to funding Boko Haram and God knows how many groups.

One day una cup go full

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Following my March 2026 post to @NafdacAgency about the sugar content in the Chivita 125 ml ‘Happy Hour’ drink (a kids' favourite), I am pleased to note that @Chivitajuices have kept their promise and have reduced the sugar by 35%, from 15 grams to 9.7 grams. Well done, both.👏🏽

[Nononsense @NoNonsensezone]

BREAKING NEWS: Two ibo women 43-year-old Chikanso James and 41-year-old Happiness Okoye held in India after cocaine seizure worth N380m

Two Nigerian women have been taken into custody by railway police in Delhi, India, after officers allegedly recovered 2.28 kilograms of cocaine estimated to be worth about Rs20 crore, roughly N380 million.

The suspects were identified as 43-year-old Chikanso James and 41-year-old Happiness Okoye. They were arrested during a patrol operation on Platform One of Hazrat Nizamuddin Railway Station, according to The New Indian Express.

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Emir of Port-Harcourt @WOkene]

Anambra State Government has completed the 1,230 MW Ogidi Hydroelectric Dam, a project initiated by Peter Obi in 2011 to boost electricity generation while supporting irrigation, fishing and transportation across the state.

[Quam🎭 @Quamclips]

“A family in the Middle East booked me for millions, only for 3 people to show up. The daughter made me perform ‘Lonely’ for 2 hours while laughing. That’s when I realized I was just a jester to them.”

— Akon

[Ayo of Ibadan @theayoadams]

From Atlanta Georgia to Osun Osogbo Festival “Ifa is big in Atlanta”

#osunosogbofestival2026