Nacho™

Half as long, twice as bright.

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

Work tomorrow

I will commit suicide and blame workplace institution for despair

[🌮 @NahchoGames]

please do not return to sender #arcraiders

[Errai @errai]

"The weather" is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[ML Kejera 😐 @KejeraL]

As was foretold

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

“The big bang theory doesn’t make sense”

Buddy nothing makes sense. What the hell is a black hole

We don’t even know what’s at the bottom of the ocean

You’re reading this message on a rectangle of melted sand with a chip inside that harnesses the power of lightning

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

being must be the best feeling ever. like hell yeah i’m

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

there’s a thought out there that will kill you if you think it

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Ray Bradbury; this is how you rebuild an attention span

[Chris @citehchris]

moving to a walkable city won’t solve all your problems but it will allow you to get drunk and just walk around and that is peak activity you can’t get just any where

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

people have been canonized for less

[weird and smelly @kiiroi_jacket]

do you think a 4th century chinese alchemist would even be able to process what's actually necessary to achieve what he spent his entire life trying to do

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

you should be able to parry speed bumps if you tap the brake perfectly just before you hit it

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

You’re coding at the bar

Im drunk at the office