cunt-a-saurus-rex

I want to be untouchable and beautiful and completely dead inside.

[cunt-a-saurus-rex @the_squarrell]

Kate Littlejohn was the *best* part about For the People. Ecstatic to see her on @NBCSVU_fans @SusannahFlood

[馬糞 雲丹 @90_osz]

@iiiuminateandy

[andy @iiiuminateandy]

holy shit lando did put his whole damn head into the sparklers i thought it was just the angle

[Kalshi Tennis @KalshiTen]

10 minutes and 50 seconds to relive "The Miracle of Melbourne".

​Rafael Nadal's unforgettable comeback against Daniil Medvedev in the 2022 Australian Open final.

​Pure history.

[𝑓 @wisterianorr1s]

adidas invited enzo, gabi’s big brother, for a wholesome interview showing pictures and memories from his journey to f1

“you’re gonna make me cry like this, before the weekend. it’s not good”

😭🤏

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Carlos Alcaraz celebrates his first Paris Masters title with the ball kids.

That’s a lot of happy kids.

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[cunt-a-saurus-rex @the_squarrell]

Buffy is my bff

[sim @simscircuit]

Jacques Villeneuve, Lewis Hamilton, and Kimi Antonelli all won their championship EXACTLY 595 days after making their debut. ALL OF THEM. Same day count.

(stat from F1TV broadcast)

[cunt-a-saurus-rex @the_squarrell]

The nice thing about this family reunion is that I haven’t seen any of these people in 35yr (if ever) so I don’t have to pretend to remember them. Nobody knows me so I don’t fall short of anyone’s expectations but my own

[Joseph Bouchard @GeopolWonk]

Daughter of right-wing Paraguay president Santiago Peña, who just resigned over crashing the economy and stealing half the country's savings, posted this story of herself with a shirt saying "Tax the Poor."

She goes to Columbia U btw, where tuition is 20x the average salary.

[Anthony Scott 🇵🇸 @anfernyscott]

I just can’t imagine how demented your soul has to be to gleefully take someone’s home like that and just continue on living like it’s all normal

[𝓘. @mcgdalene]

while workers in China were begging to be paid at least a small amount as they received no wages, suki waterhouse and her best friend threw lavish parties for their brand and insisted that they have no money in their bank accounts

[Chad Kolton @chadmkolton]

A sir-this-is-a-Wendy's for the ages

[conni @V3RLEC]

max congratulating charles on his baby🥹❤️

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Insane stuff.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

What email you don’t have a job

[Abomination @Abomination81]

The Grindr CEO is doing an AMA on reddit right now. Oh my god is it amazing.

You must go read the entire reddit post. Its the best thing on the internet.

https://t.co/x44gBEImBI

[Laura 🦋 @formuLau16]

This is getting wierd lowkey like what the fvck do u mean you cant even tell the team? What could Este possibly done?????

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

Kimi Antonelli's paddock pass photo has been changed to a baby goat 😂🐐

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

He’s never been in my house.

He’ll never be in my house.

Thank you for your attention to the matter of my house.