QuanTom

I'm chowing down on a block of $0.30 top ramen while I stumble around my house crossed as shit

[Francis Lam @Francis_Lam]

Reminder that something like 12 *hours* worth of the NYPD budget would fund the libraries fully for the year.

[Darryl Mott @Abstruse]

They. Literally. Said. This. Was. The. Plan. When. The. Abortion. Ruling. Leaked.

They said they were going after Obergefell (gay marriage), Lawrence (being gay), Loving (interracial marriage), and Griswold (birth control).

[bearistotle @gnrosenberg]

I know for a fact that Goody Proctor lead a lunchtime discussion with the devil in which 7 out of 14 of the 10 year old girls danced with him in the forest. I have seen screenshots of a Discord in which 20 girls in the same class all danced with the devil. cc @benwritesthings

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

The message Jimmy Carter left in Voyager 1, the most distant human-made object from Earth, is breathtaking.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, by corporations.

[نیما @whipaf]

u can spell spongebob as wrong as u want in the Gif tab n he still gon show up

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

they're diagonalizing your ass on physics twitter

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I don’t hate Mr. Beast. I don’t particularly care about Mr. Beast. What I hate is a system where good deeds are only done if they’re profitable, where people are forced to rely on the unreliable benevolence of the rich because they have no other way of having their needs met.

[IGN @IGN]

These fish committed credit card fraud while playing Pokémon. 💳🐟🐟🐟🐟

[Guilty Queer -PRIDE- ❤ @GuiltyQueerPRID]

@fayemikah

[SLUG @generalslug]

lmfao

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Methodology Trial https://t.co/iJVXcqe8Nc

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Not canceling student debt means taking money out of the economy and giving it to loan refinancing companies. It’s that simple.

[Braden 🏺 @BradenIsBased]

We're so fucked

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

math is neither invented nor discovered. it's farmed like wheat or corn.