Vincente

Your tax dollars at work!

[Vincente @the_vincente]

Haters will say it's photoshoped

[Vincente @the_vincente]

Quarantine log: Cracking my back now counts as a home workout

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to medical

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Churches: lmao corona isn’t real u idiots. u can’t even see it

Me: yeah but what abou-

Churches: that’s DIFFERENT

[Vincente @the_vincente]

In the breakout room waiting for someone to unmute and speak

[Vincente @the_vincente]

The only thing until tomorrow is me putting off my home workout

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

red delicious apples are fucking trash literally the worst fucking apple out there they have the texture and consistency of mashy apple sand nothing delicious about that shit yet theyre served everywhere what is up with that y'all need to try a honey crisp or any other apple fuck

[Vincente @the_vincente]

No amount of toilet paper you hoard can ever wipe up the piece of shit that you are.

[Vincente @the_vincente]

College kids:

Scared of the coronavirus and won’t go to class

Also college kids:

Takes a plane Florida to party with strangers in tightly-packed public areas

Also also college kids:

Let’s leave the country

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Wallabies:
- cute and cuddly
- up to 3.5 ft tall
- native to the outback

Wall o’ bees:
- cute but very much not cuddly
- many hundreds of feet
- the buzzing is deafening
- oh god what are they planning

[Lewis Pugh @LewisPugh]

East Antarctica is the coldest place on earth, and yet I was able to swim down a river under the ice-sheet. It was the most beautiful and terrifying experience of my life, and comes with an important message for us all. https://t.co/kl3eAkgXcS Please share. #Antarctica2020

[Vincente @the_vincente]

When I have a good idea

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

Lol. Metallica gave $750,000.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

I'm close to breaking this whole thing wide open

[trapper/rapper @lonthecelebrity]

A lot of people don’t know about politics cause history teachers be football coaches.

[Vincente @the_vincente]

If you didn’t make a Boomerang of 4 of you jumping in the snow then do you really play lacrosse at a D3 school?

[Vincente @the_vincente]

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Sarah Huckabee Sanders

[Vincente @the_vincente]

cultural impact:

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The “Hi I’m Paul” Evolution as a
Three eyed monkey Whole
From Jimmy Neutron

[Vincente @the_vincente]

The men who design urinals are idiots, they don’t need nearly a gallon of clean water per flush.

But if it flushed a 12 pack of Bud Light every time if would be a different story...

“Oh we have to save beer this is a waste”