Sophia Florendo-Stevens

😇+😇=🍧 I do food & wine stuff in DC. Pinairish. she/her

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

I told my white partner that it will be easy for us to eat the whole 1kg of gochujang because some of the container is taken up by the kids cereal-esque toy inside. After a stirring and a googling he is feeling deeply betrayed.

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

@districtsinoy @drinksanzo calamansi in my fridge rn

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@bookhoarding White port and tonic instead of gin and tonic

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@iToddisland Hahahahaha 👨🏻‍🦱says you’re well within your rights to live tweet but we can thumb war about it

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@iToddisland You always talk about football I thought I was safe 😭 trying to wait to watch until 👨🏻‍🦱 is home from work now I have a SECRET and have to live a LIE 💀

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

The Bear and the Nightingale don’t read the synopsis first

[hot dam historian @hotdamhistorian]

i need a book recommendation that fits this description: "this book brought me to the brink of death, it tore out my soul and crushed it in front of me. i cried for days after reading this. 10/10 would recommend."

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

I used to do “last dinner date before baby” gift cards, but now a bidet attachment is the only baby gift I give anymore. Fun for the (w)hole family! @hellotushy

[Yuh-Line Niou @yuhline]

Parent friends on here…….baby showers. I have so many friends expecting this year. So. Asking for my soon to be first time parents friends…what stuff is actually helpful and what is not? Advice and guidance and warnings and plugs.

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

Matryoshka tabo?!!? 🪆 💦

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@dustysnowymuddy @imontheradio You are in my maternal family tho

[Lori Berenberg @loriberenberg]

underrated antidepressant: having a job you actually like

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

@ourobororoboruo Reconnected 20 years after growing up neighbors. Rom coms focus on the first few months, so meet cute✅honeymoon phase✅. Then it went long enough that we needed to tell our families who were friends in our home city for 3 generations and he bolted. I lived happily ever after.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in one of Terry Pratchett’s books Granny Weatherwax says “Sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself,” and I think half the evils in the world come from forgetting that other people are human.

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

@Randwiches Corn

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@lizzo Listen to my body and rest whenever I needed to

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@MediumSizeMeech Number 31 (so incredible) and Locke (Zanzibar Locke has an especially convenient location) in Dublin. People are saying the Dean in Galway but we had a terrible experience with room quality (damaged) noise and lack of basic amenities.

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

@sarahmanavis Weleda Skin Food. Light for your face in chapping cold, Rich for your hands, and the butter for your body. The Rich is almost tacky texture and absorbs completely.

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

@NoWaveCoffee Wa wa wa wa wa wa is also coincidentally the sound ppl make when they get caught committing implicit bias micro aggressions 🤔 😢

[Sophia Florendo-Stevens @the_wine_witch]

@bettinamak Lots of weddings used to be in the morning and have potluck breakfast buffets and then the couple were on off on their honeymoon by dinner time (think Jane Austen). I can imagine an awesome silog bar being budget heaven!