Aisha Ayomide💜

i write. yapper girl

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

“aww you remembered" of course I did, I’m madly in love with you, dammit

[Aisha Ayomide💜 @theaishao]

@IamPhina_phinn Happy birthday, Phina❤️

[CTG @ctgirlliving]

I have no problem with stingy people (I do) but my own is why are you comfortable with collecting from others??

[Aisha Ayomide💜 @theaishao]

@SG_Aduke Happy birthday sweetheart💕

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

Oko mi, please threaten me🤲🏽

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Coming home to pee and your bathroom is dry>>>

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

Shoutout to everyone whose weekend plans consist of sleeping, waking up to eat, and then going back to sleep because existence is expensive.😊

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

This my age don serious pass graduate trainee.

Nobody need MD,GM, CEO, COO, or DG?

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I don’t like that those unnecessary spices people use in making stew, no put spicity for my stew abeg.

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Even if it's by mistake never raise your voice at me.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

[kiki ,The Clothing Vendor @SauceKiki]

After your period, you’ll need an extra week to treat to skin reaction and sores Nigerian Pad brands will give you 💔

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

I fragile die, my chest dey quick beat fast
Small thing I don dey hyperventilate, na why i de run from love😔

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Your mates are…..”

Makachukwu, I don’t give a bloody damn!

[عائشة ✨ @aishah13_shittu]

E get some cramps wey go hold you go first remove your waist bead.😭

[pelumi @justtpelumi]

“so your parents are still feeding you” i no understand, your own disown you?

[annie. @Cutooie]

Heal me on the Day of Arafah, Ya Allah. Heal me so deeply that even my memories stop hurting. Replace the tears in my eyes with light in my heart. Make me forget the words that wounded me and remember only that You are enough for me.

[Candley_vv🌸 @CandleyV]

Ever since they taught us "Population" and "Census" in Civic Education, I won't lie, I've been waiting for them to knock on our door and do a head count 😭.

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

"its my mummy that bought it for me"

Nobody talk am reach me

[Adediwura❤️ @okdiwura]

Can't even begin to explain how much I hate people touching me, respectfully please get your hands off me.