the iceman

dairy queen enthusiasts and avid cyclist. Dinosaur non believer.

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

Doggy style so we can watch my powerpoint presentation where I explain why you're wrong

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

#ThankYouMadisonBeer

[Alex @midsmoker34]

My boy is close with Santa and he said the elves officially started work back today

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

I’d do this for free

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Would you spend 30 days handcuffed to your ex for $250,000?

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

Friendly reminder for all the wives and GF’s out there..

College Football starts this month..

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

Spent 53$ on touchtoons to play Clairo and Gracie Abrams and only heard one song @vrnvish need my legal council

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

Stop putting bouncers in the bathrooms

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

@vrnvish @WhiteCrayon01 @ycombinator Got room for one more

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Me when my bracket’s busted Day 1

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

Guy like me would’ve stopped the car with my foot like Fred Flinstone

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

Girl next to me has perfect French tips going to give her my PIN number

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

@vrnvish @jacksarkisian @domsangio Glad it works for one of us

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

@WhiteCrayon01 @ThaChalupBat These on a full bracket > your fake 2nd chance bracket

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

Just dapped some random guy up because he had a beautiful wife. It’s the little things

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

@vrnvish @amare_meyers Big fan of of Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

Me playing in front of Brink, Plum and Jackson

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The LA Sparks plan to hold male practice player tryouts next month 👀

(h/t @kicks)

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

@jacksarkisian @domsangio @WhiteCrayon01 @RyanWasy @graham_sampou

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Leaving the hotel the morning after your boy’s wedding (forgot regular shoes)

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

@jacksarkisian @vrnvish @WhiteHouse You still gotta pay federal income tax tho. I know @maura_healey going to take most of my paycheck, but the feds don’t deserve 25%

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

Bonuses should not be taxable this should be fixed asap @WhiteHouse

[the iceman @thealexbemis]

@jacksarkisian @WhiteHouse tips should not be either