Allie Candido

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Recipes should all be seeded to need exactly one can of pumpkin

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The best part about driving from Brooklyn to the Jersey shore is that when you hit the Jon Bon Jovi rest stop on the garden state partway it means whooah, we're half way there

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@nikillinit During the lead up to both my labors I rationalized it as “my body is physically designed to do this and women used to squat in fields to give birth” …. But then “and half of them died” womp womp

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@maayanroth @skamille At Grace hopper in 2015 someone handed me a resume at the booth and I casually said to you “this person has a PhD, probably can’t code” and you said “I have a PhD” and then I avoided you for like a year. I didn’t know about the both recursively and iteratively thing though…

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@isosteph Tour de France cosplayers

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Probably my biggest pregnancy takeaway is that bars consistently charge ~$3 for sparkling water even when it’s straight from the gun with no lime

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@ShivaniStadvec @nikillinit Nope

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I hope the software engineers at @onepeloton are annoyed that the stack is actually a queue.

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@spbail Streaming infidelities

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Showing Aditi what Twitter is, although I think its silly, hence, I never use it.

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Checking this out.