Lucy Maud

Kind introvert. Please don't feel like you have to follow me. It makes me feel so pressured to impress you.

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Squealed the pig

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

@SparkNZ @SparkNZ Still waiting …

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

@SparkNZ So frustrated! A payment made in store for a modem has ‘gone missing’ and despite many emails, including receipt evidence of payment, has not been ‘found’. Huge bill now due. It feels so incompetent and your mistake is stressing me out.

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

@AMidnightVoyage I thought that, too! But turns out it was filmed in Romania.

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

CNN reporter asks British woman about Queen Elizabeth, who says she's not "the biggest fan of the queen" so she's not "upset or overwhelmed by it."

She adds it's because of "British colonial history" and "quite shady" things like Prince Andrew.

"Fair enough," reporter reacts.

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

Fuck, yes!!!

[Saucy Seventies Adventures @SaucySeventies]

Some old people enjoy a song by Ann-Margret and the Bay City Rollers.

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

@Capt_Caffiend 172.5cm - final offer 🤣

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

@Capt_Caffiend 172.72cm - bare minimum for being a fashion model.

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

@Capt_Caffiend 165cm

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

@tinytawnykitten @replyall Yeah. Bit fucky. 😢

[hjss @hilstace]

My daughter's car got stolen from near Te Omanga Hospice where she works. Probably in the Hutt Valley somewhere. Little purple Mazda Demio KED611.

[@joshcouchnz.bsky.social @JoshCouchNZ]

@MelBailey

[Sacha Coburn @SachaCoburn]

If you’re having a hard time imagining the lengths the New Zealand government has gone to in order to minimise the death of its people, imagine how hard it is for us, going about our everyday lives, to imagine why yours didn’t.

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

Are you having a laugh?! 50% of my income to crucial bills?? That barely pays my mortgage. And, yes, I know I’m lucky to have a mortgage! https://t.co/WokLG5JMhE

[Emma Vitz @EmmaVitz]

If you're a woman studying data science, comp sci, stats or maths at VUW, get yourself some sweet, sweet scholarship money.

[Lucy Worsley @Lucy_Worsley]

My friends are a clever lot, so do take a long Sunday look the amazing stuff they have written this year.

A list of highly recommended new books for Christmas - by a partial, prejudiced, but hopefully-not-too ignorant historian*

*Jane Austen lovers will get this reference

[Lucy Maud @thealpinepath]

@SinistralSeismo So proud of you, amazing man!

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Watch the moment PM Jacinda Ardern’s 3-year-old daughter Neve interrupted her during a COVID update on Facebook live 👇

[Moomin del Sur 🕊️ @mincandescence]

I have loads of life happenings atm, and one of the biggest is a snap decision to sell my beautiful happy home in the Wairarapa & move to Wellington to be with my love & closer to family. I hope someone will love it as much as i have! Please share 💚🏡💙 https://t.co/0AXCSURgrX