Jonathon

Better the pride that resides in being a citizen of the world, than the pride that divides when a colourful rag is unfurled. Anti-monarchist.

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@lesmartin7 I live in his constituency and will be doing all I can to get this thing booted out. I can’t call him a man.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

In Robert Jenrick's world, billionaire property developers get £45m tax breaks and Disney murals get painted over because they are too welcoming for refugee kids

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

If you oppose Robert Jenrick believe in the right to asylum and oppose Rwanda.

RT our new symbol Mickey Mouse.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I’d like to clarify the difference between Conservatives and New Conservatives. While all Conservatives are bastards, the New Conservatives are utter fucking bastards. I hope that helps.

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@natalieben I’m sure a reason the Tories are making it harder to travel is so we don’t see how crap the UK is compared to some other places in Europe. Birmingham, Manchester, Leeds, Cardiff… Should all have underground rail networks.

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@MichaelRosenYes Like you, I love the NHS.

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@anon_opin Turn that Frankenstein into a Frankenfine!

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@nano_nuclear @HALEUFuel We are already passed the point of no return

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@natalieben @TheGreenParty If lots of people don’t like what you do, normal logic would be to change what you’re doing. That’s not Tory logic though.

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@AaronDelays my copy of this arrived yesterday. This album takes a 43 year old man and makes him 24 again.

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@GarethDennis Brilliant stuff.

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@moomoo_captain @_DylanHamilton_ We have similar weather to Denmark. They love and embrace cycling

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@snb19692 Plenty of shit

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

This bespoke suit costs £3,500.

But God forbid festival-goers should spend a tenth of this sum saying goodbye to Elton.

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@PassPixi 50mph+! Yeah right

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@ForestWatch_ @ESPNBrasil If we stay in the EPL next season I’d expect Danilo to have had a huge part in that. We are a selling club. People need to realise that. Danilo will go, but for big money.

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@formerCEOciob Chris. I worry about you. Are you ok?

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@Rod__Mason Why don’t you ask them Rod instead of a straw poll of Twitter “experts”?

[Andrew @SparkyTester]

@WhatabouteryRT @SusanEacock how do you know these people are pleading poverty?
Do you know them all personally? Or are you a bit of a Derek and just like to make things up to suit your cause?

[Jonathon @theanalogkid79]

@Jax_xxxx It’s so horrible. I had to say goodbye to my Mum 3 weeks ago and I’m still heartbroken. My thoughts are with you and your family.