No, the government didn’t massacre billions of birds and replace them with drones. The Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy is pure parody, meant to mirror the absurdity of conspiracy theories that have taken flight across the country, says founder Peter McIndoe https://t.co/PsPHIOFHH8
I’m sure The Boss is real sad to lose this woman’s approval.
That being said, she says she’s still a fan of “Born In the USA” and “Glory Days” sooooooo…I mean…I don’t think she’s fully grasped of the situation
Fox News' Kennedy is mad that they're playing a Bruce Springsteen song as they come back from break.
"I think he's a commie ... he turned into a massive pinko!"
He was like, what’s your name? And I was like, what? He was like, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? I was like, Tony. So I says, WHAT’S YOUR NAME? He goes, Ezekiel. Then something about a fire. I don’t remember—I got hit in the head.
Yesterday, a guy on the internet disagreed w/ me about a beer pairing. His only stated qualification: he’s German.
Obviously, I’m in the wrong.
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I couldn’t be anymore of a perfect target for any brand of hop water/tea/whatever.
I want to like it. I really do. But seriously, nobody has got this right, yet. Not really even close.
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