sasha

⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ
⠀ꮽ . ⠀⠀⟮⠀ 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝐟͟𝐨͟𝐫͟𝐞͟𝐬͟𝐭 ⠀⟯ ⠀⠀𝑦𝑜𝑢 ⠀𝑐𝑎𝑛’𝑡 ⠀𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑚𝑒 ⠀🏹
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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MIKAAAASAAA. 👋🏻
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

@PromiseTheSea / you’re almost there!! hang in there and go enjoy that pillow when u get home ☝🏻

[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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heey, @scarletscarfs . . . i have an idea. the 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 idea. 👀
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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HAAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY 🎉
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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the cart titan’s birthday ?

. . . does that mean there’s cake?
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[🧣 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗻 · 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇. @scarletscarfs]

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⠀⠀here, control yourself.
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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EeEH⁉️ MIKAAASAAA, WHY WOULD U SAY THAT ⁉️
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[🧣 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗻 · 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇. @scarletscarfs]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀sasha, you fart.
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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i mean . . . he kinda smells.
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[🧣 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗻 · 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇. @scarletscarfs]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀why does everyone always want to kill Eren?
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[Olalakim (キミ) @Ouralakim_]

みなさん、こんにちは〜☀️
良いランチタイムを〜🍱
今のうちはこんな感じです🤣

[sasha @thearcherbraus]

⠀⠀
( it was pure instinct. she bolted after historia and leaped straight for the bread in her hands. )
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[𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻 ✿𓈒ॱ @onlyhisu]

( historia suddenly snatched the piece of bread right out of sasha’s hands. )

mine.

( without waiting for the inevitable protest, she turned on her heel and bolted, clutching the bread as she ran. )

[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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𝗔𝗥𝗨𝗨𝗠𝗜𝗡, YOU’RE THE BEST‼️

( already digging in. )
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[𝐀. 𝐀𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭 @PromiseTheSea]

“Oh. Sasha! Here. There wasn’t a lot left to share, but I saw you slept in a bit…”

[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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oh no . . . i missed breakfast.
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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( already imagining the taste of the meat. )
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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( she cast a quick glance around. other than the sound of their own footsteps, everything was quiet. not a single voice or footstep reached her ears. )

DON’T WOOORRY ❗️THERE’S NO ONE AROUND ‼️
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[𝐀. 𝐀𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭 @PromiseTheSea]

BIG eyes

“aAH—“

Blondie’s sputtering along as she yanks him out the door. He didn’t particularly excel in athletics

“S—SASHA WE’RE BEING TOO LOUD!!”

[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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hehe . . . mikasaaa, i didn’t drag him.
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[🧣 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗻 · 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇. @scarletscarfs]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀because i think you dragged armin into this crime.
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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. . . okay.

( quietly checked her pocket. one potato. )
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[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⟢ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓗EARTSORE @SOMNXLENT]

⠀
⠀⠀you're paying .
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[sasha @thearcherbraus]

⠀⠀
( the meat was safely tucked beneath her jacket. now came the next part of the mission: making sure no one took their dinner. )

𝗔𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗜𝗜𝗜𝗡 ❗️ C’MON, RUN, RUN ❗️
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[𝐀. 𝐀𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭 @PromiseTheSea]

Wooded floorboard creak beneath their feet.
“You can…smell it?”

sniff sniff.

“Oh! I can smell the seasonings.”
He’s having…too much fun for something this…/nefarious/.

He sneaks to one of the cupboards, quietly gathering ingredients.

[sasha @thearcherbraus]

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. . . why do u wanna knoow?
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[🧣 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗻 · 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇. @scarletscarfs]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀sasha, hi. . . please tell me you haven’t stolen any more food this time.
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[𝐀. 𝐀𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭 @PromiseTheSea]

“YES, MY LADY, I CAN BE PREGNANT❗️❗️❗️”