Flu season hitting hard out here... Called back a woman and a man sitting close to where I was standing was dead ass asleep and he jumped up so fast and walked to me and said sorry I was asleep and I had to tell this man I didn't even call him and I was dying laughing
My husband was reading to my kids before bed, they were both cracking up losing their minds and I realized everything we, "couldn't wait" for over the last 7 years is right here in front of us.
We were talking about how unlucky some people are because of their names and how ruthless kids can be and I just made the awful mistake of telling my co-workers that when I was growing up my nickname was McIn-Douche and they won't stop calling me that now so haha kms
My daughter is asleep on the ottoman in the living room and Emmitt walks over to her and I say, "don't touch her bubba she is sleeping" and I'll be damned if he didn't just take one finger and poke her 🙄🤯 #testingme#nottoday