Assman

Welcome Twitter citizens for I am Assman, king of jokers, Sovereign of ganja [gahn-juh, gan-], and leader of all that is idiotic. Please enter at your own risk!

[Assman @TheAsssman]

@KnucklesNilan30 Mr Nilan, I stand behind you in offering my full support for this injustice that you have suffered. I will be boycotting #bellmedia #tsn690 #astralmedia and whoever else is affiliated with this injustice

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@CharlieAngusNDP Don't blame everyone for a few bad seeds. It was a peaceful protest

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#wildervsfury3 wilder's entrance costume looks heavy 👀

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@Real_RobRossi you're a piece of trash

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@Real_RobRossi you're a classless scumbag for making it personal with Trotz. Trying to steal the spotlight? Nice try asshole

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@MikeSexton_WPT #WPT #Montreal #MainEventChampion!!!!!
Unbelievable heads up play #playgroundpoker

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@Alyssa_Milano how's the porn industry?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The @nytimes states today that DJT believes "more countries should acquire nuclear weapons." How dishonest are they. I never said this!

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@billmaher lay off the crack

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@TheEllenShow @HillaryClinton you're both disgusting crooks

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@lindsaylohan did you think of that with your own brain power?

[Harunah Kiyemba @harunahkiye]

This is a humiliation for the media, which shilled for Clinton, and arrogantly assumed everyone shared their elitist views.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Wednesday morning's front page:

[Nate Cohn @Nate_Cohn]

Clinton suffered her biggest losses in the places where Obama was strongest among white voters. It's not a simple racism story

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin sends Donald Trump a telegram of congratulation on winning the US presidential election.

[Theresa May @theresa_may]

I would like to congratulate Donald Trump on being elected the next President of the United States. Full statement: https://t.co/7W2feuodUE

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

All the morons bed-wetting about "hate" winning.

YOU'RE the hateful ones. That's why you lost. Your hateful ideology was rejected.

[Assman @TheAsssman]

@GeorgesLaraque hillary's a criminal who doesn't care about the people. You're a big sheep. Stick to hockey you clown