Audrey J. Edelstein

conductor.energeticswingdancer. drinker of too much tea. @Swarthmore '15, ACSM '17 #nastywoman

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

make today matter in some way big or small 😀

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

@peterakkies nice "save" at the end :) I've been bouldering a lot too lately!

[Matt McGorry @MattMcGorry]

Literally, a Russian spy.

I am part Russian.

White folks, can you imagine if she was a POC and/or from an Arab/predominantly Muslim country? Can you imagine the reaction?

Yet, bc I am white, I don’t have to fear that people would hate me for her actions.

#ThisIsWhiteness https://t.co/aSLGhKo70l

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

who coined the term a "whistling kettle"

pretty sure that kettle is S C R E A M I N G

[Jodi Kantor @jodikantor]

Excellent questions from the wall of my daughter’s classroom.

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

does anyone have that feeling when you parallel park perfectly in one shot like damn DAMN daaaAAAMMMNNNnnn THAT'S ONE SEXY PARK WHOOOO F YEAH or is that only me?

[palmer @decentbirthday]

It was a quiet car ride

[Samantha Edelstein @miss_edelstein]

.@AjitPaiFCC You should be ashamed of yourself! The kids who won’t be able to excel at school b/c their parents can’t afford internet anymore don’t give a shit about your mocking, condescending video. Neither do the small business owners whose sites will be suppressed. Keep it.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

The effects of this decision will likely take some time to see implementation, and there are still organizations that are suing and trying to overturn the FCC's greedy choice. (2)

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

Sean Spicer thinks that A Christmas Carol is a collection of Christmas carols

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

yo guys an israeli fashion blogger liked two pictures of mine on instagram I'm in shock but you can say I'm kind of the shit now 🙃

[Dr. Janet D. Stemwedel, PhD 🏳️‍🌈 @docfreeride]

Things I predict will happen when I name my most significant harasser in my discipline, not necessarily in chronological order:

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

C on a video about 4 against 3: "Oh it's your butter thing" 🤣

[Alt Library of Congress archived @altLofC]

Yes! This may be the most important infographic you may see today. For your edification: https://t.co/XenHJcAs40

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

so should I execute my college fantasy dream and start a billy joel cover band...

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

@killypier also, I've already endured watching sex/sexual scenes with YOUR parents in the room I barely survived am I family yet #oops #ohno

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

@killypier doesn't stop when you're older!

[Audrey J. Edelstein @theaudge]

"You're tall and here": my reasoning both for the majority of men I'm attracted to and who I ask to get things that are literally out of my reach

[Randy "Komrade" Bresnik @AstroKomrade]

Beautiful moonrise to get you motivated for the #supermoon tonight. We have a front row seat from @Space_Station, not a chance of cloud cover to get in our way.