Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0

When I grow up, I want to be a family physician | podcast: Doctor Impostor

[Dignity Health East Valley GME @DHEastValleyGME]

We are excited to welcome the Family Medicine Residents 2024-2025!

#match2024 #matchday #familymedicine #dheastvalleygme

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

@WestinWong Let’s not forget policing who gets to go in which bathroom. Super important.

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

NRMP: “you matched!”
Me: “where?”
NRMP: 😏

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

@WestinWong POV: Julius Caesar

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

Well, this is one of the dumber things I've seen today. The only similarity between ozempic and olestra is that they both start with the letter O.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Anyone old enough to remember Olestra knows how this Ozempic saga ends.

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

@stealthygeek @BadMedicalTakes

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

(2/2) And calling them ‘worthless’, then you’re contributing to the problem.

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

My understanding was that sharing applicant information publicly it’s a match violation. But apparently it’s OK if it only affects FMG’s/IMG’s. If you’re a US medical student and don’t see a problem with a program Director publishing others’ transcripts (1/2)

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

@Savannah_Dimick Honestly, same.

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

@TurkSurgeonNYC @Cornell Career choice ≠ intelligence.
There’s already plenty of measuring of anatomy in medicine, don’t add to it.

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

@WestinWong What a terrible hang

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

@WasatchSnow *9th & 11th whale jokes* 🤝 *BYU jokes*

[Utah Daily Snow @WasatchSnow]

@SLC2030 Soaky, the official mascot, is very excited! He can’t wait to find out who finishes first!

[AOA @AOAforDOs]

This week's Future DO to Know is Lawsen Parker, OMS IV, at Rocky Vista University College of Osteopathic Medicine Southern Utah Campus, and Professional Development Director of National SOMA.

@NationalSOMA
@RockyVistaU @soma_rvu_su
@LawsenParker

#OsteopathicMed #DOProud

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation’s Therapists Recommend Depressed Individuals Cheer Selves Up With Root Beer Float https://t.co/RT6bMBtNuJ

[Jake Hanson @J_thanson]

“What’s most important when choosing where to apply to residency?” 👀😂 #MedTwitter #Neurosurgery

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

I want to know whose idea it was to make outlook delete calendar invites after you respond to them. I just want to talk… and maybe get them the help they need.

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

Rounds should never exceed 2 hours. If you are taking longer you are doing a bad job.

[Austin B. White, DO, PGY-0 @TheAusteopath]

Physician researchers are so mad at @DGlaucomflecken right now, and I think that's hilarious.