Thomas Midgley

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

Nothing says have a great time in Memphis like a flight that gets in at 12.05pm and some genius @flymemphis sends it to the gate literally the furthest away from the exit as possible. Enjoy walking the entire length of the airport tired travellers and your exhausted children!

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@AbnersChicken and to be fair to y’all my wife already ate some of it. The tenders didn’t come half eaten. Just with the 10 fries we paid almost $7 extra for.

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@AbnersChicken Memphis Crosstown. Seriously! The order is wrong (if that’s two sides of fries that’s a disgrace) and this is 2 separate orders. If you don’t want to use too many boxes, don’t use fucking boxes!

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

What about stroller that had to be abandoned at your gate in Newark to make the flight after your delay? You going to pay for diapers, clothing, recoup my vacation time dealing with this? Or are you going to train your employees how to properly check bags at the gate?

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@united don’t suppose you could track down my lost luggage from the 30 minute delay that turned in to an hour and 30 minute delay in Memphis yesterday to Newark. Like I really expected it to be in Dubrovnik when we landed! LMAO!

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

Per your DM. Sounds about right @united. One of the largest airlines in the world who are responsible for my and my 3 year old sons bags not arriving due to THEIR delays passes the buck to the small Croatian airline to recover them.

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Terminix Does SMAC have a separate Twitter I should hit up??? If not I’ll keep going here seeing as you’re both part of the same company and I was told by SMAC to file a complaint on the @Terminix website but can’t seem to find where to complain, surprisingly!

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Terminix was called on Thursday because y’all cancelled my auto payments without my knowledge then charging me $750 plus late fees cos’ of your mistake. Demanded to speak to a supervisor told would call in 24-48 hrs. Now Monday. Nothing. Good luck getting me now. I’m in Croatia.

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Terminix Good work @Terminix management. Spoken to them twice on phone. Both times being told it’s my fault that you cancelled my auto payments, but can take my money from the same account that’s on file. They said a supervisor would call. Maybe check my previous tweets before responding.

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Terminix I’m in Croatia on vacation now so I’m not going to be picking up the phone. Won’t be back until 21st.

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@united I filed one at the Dubrovnik Airport which is where I was told to do so.

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Terminix your system messed up. Not me. You’re a bunch of scam artists and nobody should ever use your services! If you have @Terminix cancel them like I am! Then customer service agent refuses to let me speak then tells me I’m confused! Y’all suck at everything! Scam Artists!

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Terminix had auto payments on my account for years. Bills say my account is on auto. You stop auto for no apparent reason. Bills still say it’s on auto draft and now you call me saying I owe you money. Payment from the exact same account when I call and complain goes through.

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Disney when can we get @OfficialBlueyTV The Movie and the 3rd season in the US? I’ve got a huge fan in the house.

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Lowes Seriously? Told by Executive Customer Service dishwasher at the store and the installer was coming today. Emptied cabinets so he could hook up. He calls. Not at the store. Let me waste more of my time putting everything away then drive to work to get the reps contact info!

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@ESPNFFNow Kadarius Toney or Jalen Waddle for Flex? Thanks.

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Lowes per you on Friday I allowed 24 hours for you to reach out! In fact it’s now over 96 hours and still nothing! If you understand my frustration then do something about it! Do you even try and fix customer issues you’re responsible for???

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@Lowes clearly does not care about customer service. Had a damaged fridge couldn’t get it replaced! Have a damaged dishwasher. Can’t get it replaced! Even under warranty! Sent 2 complaint emails and now corporate is refusing to respond so I’m bringing it here! #dontuselowes

[Thomas Midgley @theauthoritymem]

@MLGW thanks for the 30 minutes of power. Now it’s out again. Did a mouse fart near a power line? I’ll plug in a heater to keep my son warm. Oh wait. Heaters need power!