Emotional Support Cow

🐮 Ashley P 🌹Bachelor Season 23 ❤️Here for the right reasons 🥬 Vegetarian ♈️ Aries

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

WTF JUAN!

[Juan Gutierrez @JuanG_013]

Watching the bachelor with my wife is a trap.

Wife: that girl is really pretty and has nice boobs.

Me: Yea she does.

Wife: WTF JUAN

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

@ravengates Same, girl. Same.

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

How many times will a girl this season say, “Hey girl” before confronting someone else? #TheBachelor

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

Kweeeennn 👑

[Bachelor in Paradise @BachParadise]

The 👑 is back! 😏 Don't miss @demi_burnett's return to #TheBachelor mansion on an all-new episode TONIGHT at 8|7c on ABC! https://t.co/YzH75r1m81

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

@megan_headrick Facts 👏👏👏

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

🐍 “Do I think you’re a snake and you’re snakey? Yea.” - Kelsey #TheBachelor

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

@k8maertens @BachelorABC Hey girl, hey! 👋

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

@ebassclinics I’m deceased ⚰️ 😂 #Evan4Prez

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

@BachelorBob_ @BachelorABC @JennaSerrano13 🙏

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

Peter sitting next to Hannah Ann before giving out the group date rose was a true power move. #TheBachelor

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

Mykenna - “Hairrrrr flip”
Me finishing her sentence - “Check my nails” #TheBachelor

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

@PethDerek Truth

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

@viallnicholas28 And give them an entirely new wardrobe of the clothes they wish they could have afforded pre-bachelor... during the bachelor... 🤔

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

I meannnnn it’s completely believable that there are tons of bottles of champagne all over the Bachelor mansion. #ChampageGate #TheBachelor #FreeHannahAnn

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

When the @BachelorABC is on but also the Clemson vs. LSU game... You prioritize. Sorry 🏈 #TheBachelor

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

This didn’t age well #genuineandreal

[Emotional Support Cow @thebachelorcow]

You know who is #genuineandreal?

#ItMe 🐮