Winners

Sub editor, failed pharmacologist, cyclist, bad photographer, lover? I found the brown note

[Winners @thebackbench]

@richard_littler They're down at the station again, waving at old men on the express train

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Shot Chaser

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"It is understood the car responsible for hitting the boy did not stop at the scene of the crash."

They have magic, self-aware, autonomous cars in Leigh now apparently.

[Essex Echo @Essex_Echo]

Reports of boy being hit by car on his way to school in Leigh
https://t.co/ePQwQyQ7d7

[Winners @thebackbench]

@Essex_Echo Magic car? Was there no driver?
You should read this https://t.co/xBthlhOotA

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@simonnread @CEOemail I thought it was quite blunt

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Greatest game of visually impaired football ever on @Channel4 ? Strangely massively invested in France right now

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Straight people: "Gay marriage will undermine the our solemn institution"
Also straight people:...

[E4 @E4Tweets]

It's time to say "I Do"!

Brand new Married at First Sight UK tonight 9pm, on E4 & All 4 #MAFSUK

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@steinsky Bring your sicester to Bicester

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I would watch wheelchair rugby on TV #iwouldwatchwheelchairrugbyontv @Channel4

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@StopFundingHate @stonewalluk @Mermaids_Gender Well said. You're doing good work

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Humans famously not being animals

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Humans, of course, not being animals

[YouGov @YouGov]

Do you think that human lives are worth more, less, or the same as animal lives?

Human lives are worth more - 49%
Human lives are worth the same as animal lives - 40%
Animal lives are worth more - 3%

https://t.co/quLTexp2Nt

[Winners @thebackbench]

@KatyMontgomerie Got you covered

[John Bull @garius]

I think we should believe David David on this. David David knows more than most what it looks like when a minister does fuck all work. https://t.co/Kpq8NMiqwp

[Winners @thebackbench]

Where's the fun in pushing them over if they're not even going to attempt to fight back?

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Tesla's new humanoid robot will be limited to a walking speed of 8 kilometres per hour and will be deliberately weak enough that most humans will be able to overpower it if needed. “You never know,” says @elonmusk https://t.co/ZpOmxRpArn

[Nathaniel Tapley @Natt]

When you love castles more than you love being able to see oncoming traffic.

[Winners @thebackbench]

You can't say this with any authority while you're still backing building the Silvertown Tunnel!

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

It is totally unacceptable that children in London are almost four times more likely to go to school in areas with toxic air than in any other part of England. We need action to protect our kids, and I am determined to deliver it.

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It was Reg's dad Bernard Bosanquet (Wisden cricketer of the year 1905) who is credited with inventing the googly @philtufnell @MichaelVaughan