Mel Brook’s Foreskin

I may be dumb as hell, but I’m fast as fuck

[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

@vinnyhotpockets My brother in christ, I do this every time!… still a
Virgin

[J. Gray @JGrayJets]

More BEEF:

Carter Warren 6’5”

[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

@VersaceHibachi1 @DickieVPepto Didn’t he turn water into wine?

[ACC Network @accnetwork]

IF YA SMELLLLLLLL WHAT THE CANES ARE COOKIN‼️

@TheRock | @MiamiHurricanes

[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

@DickieVPepto Next you’re gonna ask why Nicholas Cage was in national treasure

[Tyree Applebyz In Da Trap @DemonDecum]

TIM KEN GOLF IS BACK BABY!!!

[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

If you’re a lesbian and then go date a broad like Britney griner… you’re not lesbian you’re confused

[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning

[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

Forget what the liberals want you to think Jesus looked liked, this is the real CONSERVATIVE Jesus!

[Dak Carr @HimmyHarbz]

Some animal just pulled up to work in an Elijah Moore Jersey

[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

@CleatsInside When did it become a career, I’m #opentowork !

[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

“Free speech” more like “$8.99 a month” speech

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[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

@CleatsInside They don’t call us the Duke of North Carolina for nothin!

[Bay area nostalgia @professorbay]

when the government made DUIs illegal

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Girlfriend: Can we go to brunch today?

Hat Guy: Sorry babe I have work

Girlfriend: Your job is fucking stupid

Hat Guy: Brunch is fucking stupid

Girlfriend: I hope you drop all your hats

Hat Guy:

[KEN: REBIRTH @BACKWOODSUCKER0]

MY WIFE DIVORCED ME BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE MY TESLA AUTODRIVES ME TO THE GAY BAR AND THEN TURNS ITSELF OFF, CAUSING ME TO HAVE TO SPEND 4 HOURS IN THERE ASKING FOR A RIDE HOME

[Mel Brook’s Foreskin @thebadgersbutt1]

@CleatsInside As a fellow Chevy brother, you know this can only mean one thing…
FORD - Fix. Or. Repair. Daily.

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🫵 YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥