I AM MELON LORD

I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It’s what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are…

[༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒ @SAVAGERX23]

Nudes in a relationship are important.
Yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37rd time.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Pro Wrestling Centel @PWCentel]

Despite rumors, Hulk Hogan is NOT expected to be at Wrestlemania 42 this weekend.

(via @PWBytes)

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

fvck nudes send me pics of you smiling with your titties out.

[The Woke SportsFan💯 @WokeSportsFn]

Jelly Roll telling Rhea she need to humble Jade...

Hmmmm.....

[I AM MELON LORD @thebadguy_eli]

Idgaf, subway is banger. I don’t care what you say.

[I AM MELON LORD @thebadguy_eli]

@LilySZhao My brother in Christ SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ON THE PLANE

[Grant @6ranted]

Jimmy Horn Jr with the game on the line 😭😭

[I AM MELON LORD @thebadguy_eli]

RT @HaterReport_: Bryce Young looking at Jimmy Horn on the plane back to Carolina

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

“Everybody has 2 lives and the 2nd life starts when you realize you have 1” Damn man

[I AM MELON LORD @thebadguy_eli]

I’ll take a Memphis loss if that means Ole Miss and Tennessee lost too

[Wakeup5 @Wakeup5_]

Damn i go take a shit for 10 minutes and i see Tylil blew his hand off…

[🙏THUG🙏 @ANIDEEZY]

i don't think white dudes realize how much we miss them making music like this

[Snoh @snohaalegra]

Michael Jackson ❤️ IN YOUR EYES

[I AM MELON LORD @thebadguy_eli]

I would love to sit in a room with @Pharrell and watch him start and end a project. No matter how long it would take, no phones, no recording, just questions and studying

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Ima decent man from the city of demons .... n#%gas be scheming ni#%as be shooting!

[sakinah kamillah da nail tech @yagirlkinah]

@nfr_podcast CHLOE HIT YO DOUGIE😭😭😭

[I AM MELON LORD @thebadguy_eli]

@shredszn_b 😂😂 yall both look not pleased at all