Ty

Cybersecurity || Governance Risk and Compliance || Digital Transformation Consulting ||

[Ty @tyrus_]

Curated thread of free #Infosec course which could benefit anyone across the spectrum from a novice user to a professional.

[Ty @tyrus_]

@B3laze 😂😂😂

[Dividend Investor & Farmer @BoardLotSultan]

July 1993: Kenya is on the brink of economic collapse.
• Inflation is spiraling at a catastrophic 101%
• T-Bill rates at 30%
• The Goldenberg ghost-export fraud has drained the CBK clearinghouse.
Enter Micah Cheserem: The Corporate Cleaner. 🧵👇
https://t.co/iJyQ3uQpMr

[Ty @tyrus_]

@Eryr_ How to do what Phoebe? Kuruga? Ugenagía muno 😂😂

[Ty @tyrus_]

Nowadays even when you rock up with your people for a chill drink inageuka kuwa freedom fighting strategy hadi whisky inaonja Muarubaine with a dash of tabasaco.

[Ty @tyrus_]

😂😂😂 or copies text , disconnects the mouse and plugs it to another laptop to paste the content.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

'This is AI'
Your manager who doesnt know how to rotate a pdf

[Ty @tyrus_]

🤣🤣 this could be true actually

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Unawezapata hata US hawakutaka ni Ruto alienda kuomba wagonjwa.

[Ty @tyrus_]

@B3laze @xysist @kmainaj Hapa huwezi jitoa my slime 😂😂. Toa mbuzi ya wazee tusafishe radar

[Ty @tyrus_]

😂😂 my mans Leo can’t believe the sheer audacity of people not reading his white paper

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

“Didn’t I just write an entire encyclical about this tech stuff?”

[Slashdot @slashdot]

Mythos Detected 23,000 Vulnerabilities Across 1,000 OSS Projects https://t.co/U71ngpBv8T

[Ty @tyrus_]

Once again a new addition to my vocabulary 😂😂

[Hole Man @TheHoleMan22]

How in the ever loving fuck

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

What happens when you let AI models run a simulated society?

[Ty @tyrus_]

This is a witch hunt honestly. Sour grapes.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Arsenal fans in court for drunk and disorderly celebration https://t.co/vkKKQqk3Ga

[Ty @tyrus_]

Back in 2006 we had skunkworks which held the very first tech meet ups on Tuesdays. Then it morphed into bigger segmented meetings for different fields like devs, cybersecurity etc at the @iHub. This formed the true tech community in the country.

[Katungi Dev ⚡️ @WarriorRapid]

I miss when Nairobi had weekday tech Meetups at IHub. Like Thursday was Nairuby and I loved that.

[Ty @tyrus_]

Them HR folks need to get locked on Indeed asap.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[Ty @tyrus_]

I warned years ago that all those books you leave your contact details at the entrance of buildings will come and haunt people. Yet here we are.

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

Kind advice: if you're in a position to, check on your CRB status. I just found out that 6 years ago, someone fraudulently used my ID to register a phone number, took a Fuliza loan and never settled it – they dumped the phone number right after.

Use the USSD *433#

[Ty @tyrus_]

😂😂 best thing I’ve read today. Classic British humor!

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Retiring from the British Army can be complicated...

Lt. Colonel Robert Maclaren retired from the British Army in 2001 after a long fulfilling career. On the day that he retired he received a letter from the Personnel Department of the Ministry of Defence setting out details of his pension and, in particular, the tax-free ‘lump sum’ award, (based upon completed years of service), that he would receive in addition to his monthly pension.

The letter read:

“Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,

We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.

Accordingly your lump sum payment, based on years served, has been calculated as £68,500. You will receive a cheque for this amount in due course.

Yours sincerely,

Army Paymaster”

Col Maclaren replied:

“Dear Paymaster,

Thank you for your recent letter confirming that I served as an officer in the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards between 1st February 1366 and 1st March 2001 – a total period of 635 years and 1 month.

I note however that you have calculated my lump sum to be £68, 500, which seems to be considerably less than it should be bearing in mind my length of service since I received my commission from King Edward III.

By my calculation, allowing for interest payments and currency fluctuations, my lump sum should actually be £6,427,586,619.47p.

I look forward to receiving a cheque for this amount in due course.

Yours sincerely,

Robert Maclaren (Lt Col Retd)”

A month passed by and then in early April, a stout manilla envelope from the Ministry of Defence in Edinburgh dropped through Col Maclaren’s letter box, it read:

“Dear Lt Colonel Maclaren,

We have reviewed the circumstances of your case as outlined in your recent letter to us dated 8th March inst.

We do indeed confirm that you were commissioned into the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards by King Edward III at Edinburgh Castle on 1st February 1366, and that you served continuously for the following 635 years and 1 month.

We have re-calculated your pension and have pleasure in confirming that the lump sum payment due to you is indeed £6,427,586,619.47p.

However,

We also note that according to our records you are the only surviving officer who had command responsibility during the following campaigns and battles:

*The Wars of the Roses 1455 -1485 (Including the battles of Bosworth Field, Barnet and Towton)

*The Civil War 1642 -1651 (Including the battles Edge Hill, Naseby and the conquest of Ireland)

*The Napoleonic War 1803 – 1815 (including the battle of Waterloo and the Peninsular War)

*The Crimean War (1853 – 1856) (including the battle of Sevastopol and the Charge of the Light Brigade)

*The Boer War (1899 -1902).

We would therefore wish to know what happened to the following, which do not appear to have been returned to Stores by you on completion of operations:

*9765 Cannon
*26,785 Swords
*12,889 Pikes
*127,345 Rifles (with bayonets)
*28,987 horses (fully kitted)

Plus three complete marching bands with instruments and banners.

We have calculated the total cost of these items and they amount to £6,427,518.119.47p.

WE have therefore subtracted this sum from your lump sum, leaving a residual amount of £68,500, for which you will receive a cheque in due course.

Yours sincerely . . . .”

[Ty @tyrus_]

This! This right here is what we all collectively should be aware of.

[Philosway @philosway]

"If you want to destroy a nation, destroy the thinking of it's youth."

— Vladimir Lenin

[Mind and Glory 🎖 @mindandglory]

Study the man who never raises his voice, never rushes his decisions, and never justifies his silence.