Banta Bakes

I sell cakes, small chops, pastries & food. Business page: @foodbanta(IG)|| Please avoid me if your intention is to stress me🙏🏾

[Banta Bakes @thebantaa]

If you can afford an item and you refuse to buy it, another expense will come and take it forcefully from you.

[Faizafabz @Faizafabz]

What’s a principle you live by when it comes to money?

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

i have sha never seen a married man announce to his single friends that they can no longer call his wife by her name

[Banta Bakes @thebantaa]

Huge difference, you must just be ready for some hand pain🤭

[kvng Astalavi 🤴 @KvngAstalavi]

This is my first pro max, I’m no longer judging people who prefer the Pro max over the pro

There’s a difference

[kvng Astalavi 🤴 @KvngAstalavi]

This is my first pro max, I’m no longer judging people who prefer the Pro max over the pro

There’s a difference

[Banta Bakes @thebantaa]

Ohhh not his daughter?

[德 @nigglodeon]

Abdul (32) married Priya (11), and is pregnant, today. SICK

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Thick thighs are all fun and games until you wear shorts 🙂.

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

this is so real. 😭

[Banta Bakes @thebantaa]

A new day to stay away from nonchalant men and women. They don’t like you. Also, for your sanity, ALWAYS take mixed signals as a no.

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

Women are the reason men are badly behaved.

You got pregnant for a paedophile why?

A successful woman like Luminee.

Women would birth for badly behaved men tomorrow they will start story time.

I don't understand it.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

Karma has to be the fakest shit ever. Please tell me why my stepmom, who almost ruined my dad’s life is now working as a PA to a sitting governor??

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

‘You can cheat but don’t rub it to my face.’

A sign of a foolish woman who cannot feed or live without a man.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

No amount of love will make me marry a man whose mother hates me.

[Tobi 🧑‍💻 @Kaykeed_]

so many of my friendships in Nigeria don dey tank. 💔
because of japa.

[Banta Bakes @thebantaa]

I’ll also block and the delete 🙏🏾

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Did he overreact or was he justified? 🍿

[The hair plug @Msmenalicious]

Living with dirty people is an extreme sport. Why are you soaking pots for 4 days and leaving dirty plates in the kitchen for 3 days? 😭😭

[Banta Bakes @thebantaa]

Omggg this is me when someone asks me for money🤣🤣

[Banta Bakes @thebantaa]

Could this be it?🥹

[oluchukwu⟡ @funmilayolajide]

Nigerian parents like marriage ehnnnn

[Banta Bakes @thebantaa]

@imoteda 🤣🤣🤣