The Batman

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@AdamSchefter

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

I don’t understand. A judge signed the warrant. I was told, by you and your friends, that this was enough to raid the house of a past and future president.

Do creepy democrat Muslim foreigners get some sort of exception to the rule you made?

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@MLFootball Fuck the Eagles!

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@VoodooHipster It’s Mike love you dimwit.

[James Garland @jameslgar]

@BretBaier The issue is calling it with so many votes still out and then Biden winning by what .3 percent??? Fox had no business calling that state that early. Why doesn't Bret give more context. Getting lucky doesnt make you right!

[Lima @limalemonnn]

In 2019, Tobey Maguire won $15.6 million playing poker against billionaire Andy Beal. Beal delayed payment and asked for a discount. Maguire spent $500,000 on a lawyer and collected his full $7.8 million share.

In the video below, private poker organizer Molly Bloom describes what the Spider-Man actor was like at her table. She recalls him saying: “It’s not really about money. It’s more about crushing souls.”

Bloom remembers Maguire assuring an opponent during one hand: "Listen, I have the top hand. I swear on my mother's life". The man agonized, eventually folded, and Maguire revealed the bluff.

According to Bloom, he made a different demand of her: to receive a tip, she had to climb onto the table and bark like a seal.

Bloom refused. She says the standoff lasted 35 minutes: the game stopped while everyone at the table watched.

A few weeks later, Bloom says, Maguire arranged for one of the wealthy players to host the games at his house. The other players followed, leaving her without the game she had been running.

Then Maguire called her: “You’re done. You’re over.”

Lawyer Tom Goldstein helped Maguire collect the money from Beal. In January 2026, the actor described the arrangement in court, where Goldstein himself was facing tax charges.

Beal had lost money to Maguire and owed him payment. Bloom refused to be humiliated and lost the game she organized.

Was winning the money enough for Maguire, or did he need the people at the table to feel defeated?

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@DPrello You ever think that JR started the dumpster fire. Fuck off clown.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Had it not been for Boris Johnson and Victoria Nuland -- who personally forced Zelensky to reject the deal Ukraine and Russia were about to sign in Istanbul in 2022 -- this horrific war that has killed more than a million and consumed much of Ukraine would have been long over.

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@WxScholl @WxFront @MaxVelocityWX Wherever they please, wow, that’s real in depth reporting.

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@TonesJoe Stupid Cunt

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@JebraFaushay Most overrated fucking band ever

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@burackbobby_ @cdotharrison Why don’t the two of you take all this negative energy and do something constructive with it? Like doing some community service together. The petty squabbling is just ridiculous and no one wants to see this.

[ScoTTU🌵🦅🦅 @ScoTTU07]

@SceneinCinema Blair Witch

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Says the traitor who left Americans to die in Benghazi while Ambassador Stevens was dragged through the streets. GFY.

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@RealSkipBayless Rock chalk Jayhawk, motherfucker

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@RealSkipBayless Go fuck your Dallas Cowboys. They’re right up there with the fucking Yankees bastard.

[The Batman @thebatcave2021]

@StephenKing

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

This is the picture of the year.

[Colby 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Cmfover84]

Jessica Tarlov is a cunt. That's the post.

[Governor Dill @TheGreenOldDill]

Just think of it as a late term abortion and you’ll be fine with it.